Two years ago I had one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I had been with my girlfriend at the time for a little over two years and things were going well. We argued like most couples do, but we made each other laugh and liked the same shows on Netflix, so it was pretty official. Honestly, enjoying the same shit on Netflix is probably more important than anything else. If we can spend all weekend watching *Ozark* together, then we are a match made in streaming service heaven.
Anyway, my girlfriend (let’s call her Ashley) left all her friends behind in Wisconsin when she moved out to California a few years back. All throughout our relationship she would talk about wanting to go visit her friends, but her budget never really allowed it. Trying to live life out here ain’t easy, folks.
One hot August day though, her best friend (Selena) called her to tell her she was going on a road trip to California. She was planning on starting in Los Angeles, and then driving all the way up the coast to the border of Oregon. Selena offered to pick up Ashley, so they could go on the road trip together. Obviously, Ashley said yes and was even nice enough to invite me along. I was pretty excited, mainly because I had never been north of San Francisco. I thought, “Gee. It’ll be nice to take in the scenery. A relaxing vacation up the coast!”