Dear Miss (you know who you are, I’ve always called you Miss since we met),
I hope none of this is a surprise to you. I hope this is something you know, and don’t mind, and maybe even enjoy, because the last thing I want is to upset you. That’s why I’m posting this online instead of just sending it to you or telling you to your face; you’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist. That’s part of why you like me, I think- you like knowing someone is thinking about you, fantasizing about you, wanting you more than anything else in the world. And I do want you more than anything else in the world. It’s your face, your body, I see right before I climax, almost every time. After reading this, a lot of other men all over the world will be thinking of you, touching themselves and dreaming of a girl they’ve never seen. I hope you enjoy that. I hope you still enjoy me. I will always enjoy you, and I will always love you.
But I fucked your sister. Not just once. A lot of times.