Author: ISwipedRight

My [23F] first date with a personal trainer [26M] I met on OKCupid

Knowing I have poor self-control when faced with the opportunity for sex on the first date, I intentionally scheduled my date with Sean to be right before an overnight shift at work so that I had a convenient excuse to avoid temptation. I liked him (a lot), so I wanted to whet his appetite just enough but leave him some things to look forward to for Date #2.

I showed up to work 15 minutes late with my hair mussed and his cum drying on my face.

We had been texting constantly for the three days leading up to the date. The sexual tension built up to something powerful on Friday. For me, the challenge has always been how to back down from that and establish a non-sexual connection. What I found refreshing was that he saw that too and was making the same effort to get to know me on that level. I was charmed. I felt like I actually found someone who wanted the same things I wanted, valued the same things I did, and read people the same way I did. Plus he was upfront about being very excited to see me, which is always nice to hear. Read more »

That time I [f]ucked a Tinder guy whose profile only said “British.”

[NOTE: This is my first time posting here! Apologies in advance if my writing style is more rambling/bloggy than titillating; this entry is lifted directly from my diary. I just wanted to share one of my most fun sexual experiences with you all. Quick description of me, to make the story easier for you to picture: 25, Asian, tall, curvy, tan, long wavy black hair.]

Brendan's Tinder profile contained only one word: "British."

And I thought, "Why not?"

I've always found it dumb how Americans would fall for anything if it was said in a British accent, but I can't lie, I was intrigued. I'd never known or spoken to anyone British in my life before, much less fucked one.

To be fair, that wasn't the only reason. I only make decisions this risky when everything lines up exactly the right way. Were one of the following factors missing, I might not have responded to Brendan at all: Read more »

  1. British.
  2. Tall.
  3. Blond.
  4. Looked good in a suit.
  5. Here on holiday.
  6. Fancy hotel room.
  7. Timing was convenient. I was going to be in DC dancing with my friends late into the night, and his hotel was fairly close by.