***Sorry for any typos or grammatical errors. It”s 4 a.m. and I can’t sleep lol.***
[Aside from meeting girls](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bdcevt/i_m_met_up_and_talk_with_people_f_from_gonewild/) from r/Gonewild, this is probably the most scandalous thing that’s happened to me on here thus far:
In college, I was single, a virgin, and much like all of you, extremely horny. Freshmen year, I unfortunately stayed up a bit too late on some nights, only to realize just how thin the dorm room walls were. Some of my girl friends would occasionally clue me into their relationships and how great their sex lives were. Hell, even random guys I hardly knew were flaunting their body counts thanks to their success on Tinder. So, as you can see, I’m in a state of sexual frustration.
Then again, I don’t really scream “one-night stand material” according to my girl friends. No, I’m apparently the “bring him home to her parents” kinda guy, which, for all intents and purposes, isn’t really what a girl is looking for in a casual relationship. Then again, I only have myself to blame just because of who I am as a person. Tragically, I can’t really enthusiastically show that I enjoy pleasing girls in a professional, collegiate environment. Maybe I’m missing something, but I digress.