It was Christmas time 2017. I was 21 years of age and had recently gotten back together with my then girlfriend (after she cheated on me/stupid me). Myself and my friends were continuing the annual tradition of the “12 pubs of Christmas”. As with every previous year we did a pub crawl of the town, obeying the individual rules for each pub, drinking pints only, no shots/spirits. After finally completing pub number 12 we attempt to enter a nightclub in the middle of town. All my friends get in except for me (I was borderline blackout drunk). I decide to call it a night and try to flag down a taxi. Then out of nowhere my girlfriends friend walks up to me, asking what I was doing. I told her I was trying to get a taxi and go home. She revealed that she was in the same boat as me. Drunk as a skunk and rejected from the same nightclub.