Author: IPeeWithAFunnel

(M)y (f)irst part 2: Eeeeeeeeva

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/37c1ko/my_first_part_1_jeff_you_son_of_a_bitch/

Thanks to those who read/commented on part 1! Wasn't sure if anybody would like my story/writing style (or even read it for that matter lol)

So the next day, I woke up, hit up some people in my frat, got high and started playing some Smash (Melee all day every day). I didn't really think too much of Kristine; I was pretty annoyed that she'd blue balled me so hard after I got her off, so I figured I'd wait for her to show interest. To my surprise, she texted me before noon, saying she had a lot of fun last night. I replied pretty quickly since I hate the whole "make them wait for a reply to make it seem like you're a cool person with other things to do". Fuck that, the only games I play are video games lol. Conversation was pretty shallow, just a little flirting back and forth, some making fun of Jeff for not scoring with Rebecca the night before even though she'd been dying to get some birthday sex. Eventually we start talking about plans for the night and I told her I'd been planning on staying in and watching a movie since I'd gotten pretty crossfaded last night. I hadn't actually been planning on watching a movie that night, but it sounded better than telling her I was just gonna get high and play Smash the entire day. She immediately expressed interest, even though I hadn't even told her what movie, so I downloaded a movie, cleaned up a bit, kicked my friends out, and waited for her to come over. Read more »

(M)y (f)irst part 1: Jeff you son of a bitch

Hi all. I graduated from college about a week ago, so I have quite a few stories to tell if people are interested in reading! I tend to ramble a bit, so if you just want the "fun" parts search for "fun" (with the quotes)

Quick background: I'm about 6'1" and 135 pounds. In high school, I was your pretty typical nerdy Asian kid and I remained a virgin because I cared more about college admissions than sex. I got to college and completely changed things up. Bought new clothes, got a hair cut, bought a pair of glasses that didn't make me look like Harry Potter. I definitely did not want college to be anything like high school.

And it was not. The first week on campus, I met an Asian girl at a party with massive Ds or DDs. Given that I'm almost entirely interested in Asian girls and love big boobs, I found myself staring at, and, an hour later, fucking her tits in the bathroom of a frat house. This started a 2 year period where I made every effort possible to sleep with as many girls as possible. It was a great 2 years, but that's not where this story begins. This story begins towards the end of those 2 years, during the fall of my junior year of college. Read more »