The Accident Fairy 2: The Influencer [ENF] [Urban Fantasy] [embarrassed nude female] [Wardrobe Malfunction] [Unwilling Exhibitionist]

Somewhere within the Atlantic ocean, the fairy stirred awake to the sound of a seaworthy vessel’s air horn. She popped her head up, brushing the green and white hair out of her eyes, its natural curl being too stubborn to stay put. She glanced down at the piece of plastic she was adrift on, rocking in the ocean’s waves.

“Fuuuck, what a night,” she proclaimed to herself. What a night it was! The mythical being partied with gnomes, nymphs, satyrs, fellow fairies and the odd pixie or two. She held her head, which was throbbing from the liquor, or maybe drinking salt water, or both.

Cehic, the grand fairy of mischief and accidents; now reduced to a four inch, hungover mess of a creature. “What time is it even?” She summoned her wand and gave it a shake to reveal that it was already well past the afternoon. “Holy shit! I gotta get to work,” she blurted out hastily to herself.

The Accident Fairy [ENF] [MF] [Urban Fantasy]

This is my first time writing, so please don’t be too harsh.

“Trav! Watch out,” were the words I heard before everything went wrong… Much to the fairy’s delight.

One hour earlier:

Cehic, the mischievous fairy of misfortune and accidents came fluttering down from her perch in the clouds. She uselessly brushed her tiny, pink legs clean of fairy dust that sprinkled from her wings as she flew.

“Damnit,” she started with a pout, “somebody is gonna pay for my cloud formation being disrupted.” The fairy gave a glance back to her former home, now separated apart due to strong winds.

She growled, “fuck! Why is it so hard to find a decent cloud? This shit is ridic-” she stopped herself when she heard two young humans chatting.

“Travis! Give me back my keys,” the girl demanded, chasing her friend. Her hair was dyed a soft tone of red and her skin pale as an Irish lass. She looked healthy, no more than 140 pounds. She would do nicely.