One more story I want to post tonight!
Last week I went on yet another tinder date, but the guy ended up being a drip. To be clear, I use tinder mainly to find people to fuck. Luckily, earlier that evening, I had been dirty snapchatting a previous fuck – let’s call him Sam. He’s Australian, and being American myself, I find him super charming, despite him being an obvious fuck boy. I hadn’t seen him (read: fucked him) for 4 or 5 months, but I had definitely sent him pictures of my ass since then. As my mediocre date was ending, I messaged him.
me: Are you going to invite me over now?
Sam: Depends. Are you going to suck my cock?
Me: obviously. Just let me get this guy to leave
Sam: just a warning. Im going to use you however I’d like
Me: sounds perfect give me 20 :P
I smirked to myself and tried to hide my phone from view from my date- but at this point I didn’t really care. It was already almost 12:30am on a work night, but I was determined to get laid – I had shaved, put on my favorite lacy underwear, and my ass looked great in my skirt.