{All characters portrayed in explicit situations are of consenting age (18+) irrespective of their ages in the TV show}
Chris frowned, still not convinced. “Ma, do you really think it’s a good idea to go camping in the middle of winter?”
Stewie snapped. “Chris, would you shut the fuck up, you’ve been whining for hours. Brian would’ve been a better companion than you.” He rolled his eyes. Chris made a mocking face at Stewie and turned to look out the car window.
“You know it’s bad when Stewie would rather have Brian over Chris.” Meg snorted, making Peter and Lois laugh.
Lois sighed, turning around to face the kids. “Enough squabbling, we’re going to have fun. We always do.”
Chris rolled his eyes. “Sure we will, I’ll be sharing the tent with these two losers,” he jerked his thumb towards Meg and Stewie, “while you and dad will be fucking away for warmth in the other tent.”
“Chr-“ Lois began to protest but Peter just cut her off with an amused laugh, squeezing Lois’ thigh.