A Night Away [35M/28F] [Getaway]

Your phone lights up just as you pass under the “Welcome to Atlantic City” sign, a smile instinctively flashes across your face. “Room 237” is all it says, your destination now known, as you make your way to the parking garage. You walk through the lobby, half knowing what to expect and guessing the rest, your tight jeans and cleavage attracting stares as your heels click the tile floor with every step. Knocking on the heavy door to room 237, you hear the latch open as I open the door. The grey joggers lure you in, the imprint of my semi-hard cock against the cotton attracting your gaze, the door closing behind you. I push you up against the door, my hands sliding under your jacket as our lips meet, our tongues tangled and exploring each other’s mouth. I slowly pull back, your bottom lip between my teeth. “Now it’s you and me baby girl. Get undressed,” I suggest, motioning to the shower.

My Turn [M/F] [bondage] [control] [long]

The door closes behind me, a grin forms across my face as I stare at the naked body in my bed. The birthmark under Emily’s right breast begging to be kissed, rope cuffs resting between her chest trailing to her mouth, her teeth holding them in place.
Two weeks ago my ankles were tied to the same bed, wrists behind my head as Emily explored and teased my body. Wet smudges of lipstick on my skin, trails of bite marks and scratches marked her territory for the next 2 days. As I laid there, unable to move and blindfolded, the wetness of her tongue swirled around my cock, begging for a drop of cum. Her hair gently tickling my sack as I felt her lips gliding up and down, her nails digging into my thighs as my 7 inch dick pushed against her throat. Unloading into her, my hips thrusting deeper down her mouth, the sound of her gagging making my thrusts stronger. She releases my drained cock with a sharp inhale, her depleted lungs filling with air. Her lips press against mine, her tongue pushing through to meet mine, sharing the flavor and stickiness that coated her mouth and throat.
The heat from between her legs now against my dripping and wet dick, slowly bringing it back to life as our tongues stir saliva and semen. Her hips pressing down against my growing penis, her slit wet with anticipation. I feel her hover above my swollen head, her pussy stretching as she slowly lowers herself onto my coc,k filling her cunt. Her heartbeat racing through the walls of her tight vagina, massaging my cock as she gets accustomed to my thickness. I feel her chest against mine as she leans forward, adjusting the angle to please her, hips grinding against me and using me for herself. Her breathing gets ragged, her hips moving faster, her nails graping at my body as a moan escapes her mouth. The short hair around the base of my shaft now matted and wet like the landing strip guiding me to her now used and creamy pussy. Her body melting into mine as she lift her hips, my cock slipping out of her allowing our juices to drip from her stretched hole.
That was 2 weeks ago, and now it’s my time to use Emily for the night.
I tighten the silk around each ankle, securing her feet to the bed frame. Slowly kissing her smooth skin up her right leg, nibbling on her calf as I go. My mouth switched to left as I reach her spread knees, my lips pressing harder as I explore up her thigh, tiny bumps of anticipation urging my closer to her already glistening hole. I taste her for the first time tonight, her body shuddering as my tongue glides taint to clit over her swollen lips.
I continue up her smooth abdomen, with just the right amount of softness to leave bite marks she can look at tomorrow and reminisce. My mouth reaches the rope cuffs between her tits, swiftly moving them out of the way. “Put them on,” I command her as I look up at her flushed cheeks, teeth biting into her upper lip. As she fumbles her hands through the rope loops, I promptly turn my attention to her nipples, standing at attention waiting for the feel of my tongue. Tracing the pink of her right nipple with my wet tongue, Emily moans as my fingers find her left one. Massaging it between my index finger and thumb, my teeth sink into the other, more moans escape between her lips. I leave trails of wet kisses up her chest, sucking on her neck, the tip of my cock heating up as it feels her wetness. A slow thrust throws her head back, my dick spreading the tight walls of her slit, slowly filling her, only to slide out of her slower. Her lips tightening around the ridge or my tip until I raise my hips to fully exit her, my teeth teasing her neck. I sit up and take in the sight of her pale skin marked with bites, her cheeks rosy, her chest rising and falling with every breath.
I move my body, my glistening cock over her face. “Clean me off,” I direct as she almost instinctively reaches her tongue up to taste herself. The soft tip of her tongue sliding along the underside of my dick urges precum to ooze, as if she pushed it out of me. Her cherry lipstick seals around the same ridge that seconds ago soaked up the last drops of her cunt. A deep moan now leaves my mouth as her tongue swirls around my head, more fluid coating the inside of her mouth. The vibrations of her moaning as my fingers enter her vagina almost puts me over the edge as I pull out of her mouth.
I adjust again, my cock now hovering over her begging pussy. My fingers, once covered in her juices, leave my mouth as I taste her again. I reach back to untie her ankles, they instantly wrap around my waist pulling me in. Our lips meet, now mixing saliva, precum, and her wetness. I enter her, as slow as before, gently moving my hips up and down. She matches my pace, legs pulling me in deeper with ever thrust, her hips reaching up to meet mine, her now stretched walls pulsing at the same rythym as my cock. My teeth scratching at her shoulder as her loud moan fills the bedroom.
I feel myself release into her, filling her with dick and semen, her walls tighting around me as waves of pleasure cover her. Her entire body tightens, her legs locking me in her until the exctasy subsides, my balls now drained of every drop. Her feet fall to the mattress as I sit up, my softening cock sliding from her, my cum and her cream oozing behind it. I taste her for the last time tonight, cleaning our sex from her swollen, sensitive, and used slit.

Morning Lake Meetup [M/F] [outdoors] [long story]

I sit in my truck after work just as my phone vibrates in my pocket. A text from you giving me a coordinates and “you have an hour to be here” light up on my screen. I put the coordinates into my gps and it shows a spot by Crystal Lake. My curiosity gets the better of me as I take the 30 minutes drive. As I pull into an opening in the trees, I see your car. The back door opens as you step out. The tight jeans hug your legs, as if they are painted on your skin, your nipples poke against your shirt with the chilled fall air, your blonde hair back in a ponytail. I undress you with my eyes, licking my lips in anticipation. “You just gonna stare or you gonna take what you want” you challenge me as I shut my door. I push your body against the car, my cock getting harder by the second pressing against your ass, your blonde hair tangled in my fingers as I pull your head back, my breath against your neck, I’m intoxicated with the scent of your shampoo. With 1 hand wrapped in your hair and the other teasing the waistband of your jeans, my lips meet the soft skin of your neck as steam of breath leaves your mouth. My teeth sink into your shoulder, your body pressed against the cold metal of your car, your white shirt soaking up the morning dew. I turn you around, bringing my lips to yours, your now soaked shirt clinging to your pale skin. My fingers lightly move up your body under your shirt, goosebumps forming as I lightly brush your ribs. Your lift your shirt above your head, as I bury my face between your breasts. My rough hands cup your soft chest as my tongue swirls around your hard nipples, my teeth lightly biting your skin. My hands move like they have a mind of their own, squeezing and massaging your soft tits, moans leaving your mouth as I pinch you with my teeth. Finally, you can’t take anymore as you drop to you knees in front of me, undoing my belt and pants, dropping them to my ankles in 1 swift move. My hard cock pops our in front of you, your eyes wide with pleasure. Your wrap your fingers around my thick dick and bring it to your lips. Your kiss the precum from my swollen tip, your tongue swirling around my head as your stare up at me. Slowly, you lick down my warm shaft, my fingers tangled in your blonde hair to keep it out of your face. My cock disappears into your hot mouth, your cold hands around my waist pulling me in deeper. Your wet tongue urging more precum from me as you release me with a gasp. You lick your lips and go in for more, our eyes locked as you bob up and down on my dick. I put my hands on both sides of your head and hold you steady as you open your mouth wide. I thrust into you, faster and deeper with each buck of my hips. The wet sounds my dick hitting the back of your throat mix with chiping of birds, your knees getting dirty in the morning mud. “I’m gonna cum” I warn as I feel your cold hands against my hips pulling me in again. String after string of hot cum hits the back of your throat, it starts dripping from your used mouth. Drained, I release your hair and slowly pull out of your covered lips. Your lick them clean and stand up, our lips meeting again. “Get in your car” I order, opening the back door.

(M)morning (F)in (short)

We wake up with my arm around you and my hard cock pressed against your soft ass. My hot breath on your neck interrupted by my lips. My teeth lightly sink into your neck as my fingers lightly trace your breast. Your reach behind you, rubbing your hand on my growing dick. You moan as I tease you with a pinch. You reach between your legs, rubbing your wet clit as I bite your shoulder. My dick pressed against your ass, my fingers slowly and lightly moving down your smooth skin. My head lands on your hip, pulling you into me as I start to grind against you. The heat of your wet cunt radiating, your ass pushing back into me. Suddenly, you can’t take it anymore. You flip over and push me back into the bed. You straddle my waist, your soaked pussy dripping onto my cock. I feel your wet sticky fingers wrap around me, guiding me into your tight slit. A moan leaves your mouth as I fill you. You force your fingers into my mouth, making me taste you. Your other hand on chest, you start to slowly move up and down on my throbbing cock. I lick your fingers clean, my hands on your hips, balancing you. Your hips change rythym, grinding against me, my cock deep in your used pussy. My hands on your ass , guiding you as you fuck me with desire, begging to be filled by my warm cum. I push my hips into you as your tits press against my chest, my cock pulsing against the walls of your cunt. You feel me release in you, coating your wet pussy walls. You tighten your grio around me, draining every last drop out of me. When we finally catch our breath, I slid out of you,. My cock covered in my cum and your creamy pussy. Immediately, you slide your panties on, a wet spot forming within seconds. You whisper in my ear “When I taste you later, I better taste myself also” as you throw my boxers at me. “Don’t shower today, I want to clean you up tonight”.

Work party effects [cheating][coworker]

I pull into the driveway just as my phone buzzes and lights up in my cup holder. “Who the hell is texting me at 130 at night,” I think to myself as the wheels stop and I put the car in park. I glance at my phone see a message from Meg thanking me for driving her home, with 3 dots at the bottom teasing me for more to come. I sit there thinking about how drunk she was after Joe’s retirement party, and how easy it would’ve been to get a kiss from her, or more.
The best way to describe her is a 32 year old MILF.
Her outfits are always the perfect mix of professionalism and sexy, and tonight was no exception. Her black skirt rested on her knees as she sat at the bar, green shirt tucked in tight at her hips, the right amount of cleavage showing to attract glances but not come off as slutty. Atleast that’s how it looked when the party started; by the end of the night her shirt was untucked and her pink belly button ring, from wilder time, peeked out everytime time she raised her arms.
“I was really drunk and you were a great guy. Thanks.” My phone wakes me back up to reality. “No prob. Have a goodnight,” I shoot back as I unbuckle me seatbelts. “You to” she replied with a winky face emoji. Then my night suddenly got better.
A picture of Meg suddenly appeared on my phone, and she had lost her green shirt and black skirt. There she was, standing in front of a mirror, her pale legs held together at her hips with red lace and string. Her fingertips slipping under the top her thong, a small wet spot forming over her slit. Her pink belly button giding my eyes up the screen, following her flat stomach to where more lace held in her perfectly sized breasts. Her nipples were barely covered as her tits begged to be released. Dark hair rested on her shoulders as her teeth bit into her lip.
“I will now,” I text her as I walk into the house. I lay down in bed next to my sleeping wife, give her a kiss and close my eyes for the night, the image of Meg in my dreams.
A few hours later, I wake up before my wife and look at my phone. Another pic from Meg. As I quietly walk into the bathroom, the image of Meg bending over in her bed flashes on my phone. Her red lace thong disappears between her toned ass, only to reappear at the bottom gap between her legs. A pair of handcuffs dangle from her bedpost and black vibrator rests next to legs. “Looks like you had a goodnight. Sucks that I’m married or I could’ve helped,” I text her. Almost instantly my phone lights up “Oh I did. And i dont care.”
Over the next week at work, Meg and I exchange glances and sexts. The teasing is getting unbearable as we dive into our sex lives and adventures. The following week, Meg walks into my office at the end of the day, and asks for a ride home cause her car is in the shop. I happily agree and we walk out to my suv. As we pull up to her apartment, I see her tan Honda parked out front. “I thought you said…” my voice trails off as Meg’s hand rests on my thigh. At some point during the drive, she undid the top 2 buttons on her shirt, her black bra clearly visible from my angle, silver necklace resting between her breasts. She looks at me and in the slightest voice whispers “I still dont care”.
Next thing I know, I’m pushed onto her bed and her hands are on my belt. Her eyes meet mine as her fingers grasp my pants and pull them down to my ankles. My dick aching to be released from my boxers, she slides her hand into the fly opening and I feel her cold fingers wrap around my member. My 6 inches are released from my boxers and admired by Meg. “Might be too big but I’ll try,” she challenges herself as I feel the tip of her tongue trace the bottom of my hard dick. Her cold fingers wrap around the base of my cock as the top half disappears inter her hot mouth. Her tongue swirls around my tip and I let out a gasp. She slowly takes in more of me as I grab her ponytail. An her lips are an inch from her fingers as I start thrusting into her. She gags as I slowly fuck her throat, her fingers now massaging my balls as her eyes start watering.
I finally release her hair and she released my throbbing cock. “I want to fill up a different hole” I tell her as she grins with excitment. She crawls over my body and pulls up her skirt. “No panties today,” she announces and hovers her glistening slit above my face. She lowers herself onto me and I finally get to taste what has been teasing me the past 2 weeks. I explore her with my tongue, tasting every drop of her wetness. My head disappears below her skirt as she leans forward. My hands squeeze her athletic ass and her grinding gets more intense. Loud moans leave her mouth as her thighs tighten around my head, wave after wave of orgasm taking over her.
I roll her over on her backs her tits go up and down with every breath.
“My turn,” I order her as I rip open the rest of her shirt. Her tits overflowing her black bra, pink navel ring teasing me. I get on top of her and can feel her hot, wet pussy radiating onto my dick. My hands pin her wrists to the bed as I slowly slide into her, a loud primal moan escapes her lips. “Fuck my harder than you fuck your wife.”
Hearing her challenge lights the flame in me as her legs wrap around my waist. I slowly slide out of her until only my tip is teasing her hole, then slam back into her. Her bed shakes and she yelps in pleasure as fuck her deeper and harder than I’ve ever fucked anyone. My balls slapping against her taint, her legs squeezing me in deeper, her moans getting louder. “Fill me up,” she begs me as I can feel her pussy getting tighter around my pulsing dick. Her begging pushes me over the edge as I fill her with my semen.
I pull out of her as my cum drips from her slit, mixing with her fluids. “You car should break down more often.”

Mutual pleasure [oral, anal]

I put the car in park as her hand rests on my cheek, turning me towards her. Our lips meet, tongues explore, my fingers tangle her hair and pull her in closer. A moan of passion leaves my mouth as she pulls away, my lower lip gently squeezed between her teeth. As I get out of the car, I adjust the growing bulge in my jeans. After 10 minutes of her rubbing and squeezing my thigh and a kiss that both made my heart race and warmed my body, all I wanted to do was feel her nails in my back, teeth sink into my shoulder, legs shake below me, and her wet slit tighten around my pulsing cock.
As I follow her to the door, the sound of heels on pavement guiding the way, I plan my next move. My thought are interrupted as my eyes lock onto her perfect butt. Denim hugs her curves in all the right ways, the seam down the middle swaying back and forth like a pendulum, rhinestones on each pocket hypnotize me. Left, right, left, right; begging me to squeeze along the arch where the perfect amount of jiggle meets her thighs. My eyes travel up her leather jacket, blonde hair extending the pendulum upwards. Left, right, left, right.
As she enters the house, her purse hits the floor snapping me back to reality. The door closes behind me as her body pushes me against the door. Another kiss, more exploring of each other. My hands rest on her hips like they were meant for each other, fingers pulling at belt loops as our crotches grind into each other separated only by denim and underwear. Her fingers run through my hair, “Bedroom. 3 minutes” her breath whispers in my ear. She pulls away, heels striking tile, blonde hair pointing down to the seam on her jeans, guiding me to the gap between her thighs as she walks away.
Shoes off, 1 minute. Shirt off, 1 minute 30 seconds. Bathroom, 2 minutes 30 seconds. Quick rinse of mouthwash, 2 minutes 45 seconds. Bedroom door opens, 3 minutes. Opening my mouth in shock and excitement, 3 minutes 10 seconds.
There she is, my wife of 4 years, girlfriends for 5 years before that, dressed like I’ve never seen before. Black heels, the leather stopping right below her knee, her thighs outlined in fishnet, joined together by a black silk thong. The fishnet continued up her soft abdomen, over the navel with a red jewel hanging from it, creased below her C breast, over her chest meeting in a V between her perky tits, over her pink erect nipples, disappearing under her blond hair. “I guess you like what you see,” she correctly says as she gives a twirl. Her hair waves in the breeze, the fishnet V continues down her back and meets even with the 2 dimples that I love to kiss while she lays on the bed.
She walks to me, heels clicking on the wood floor. Fingers undo my belt, button, and zipper in 1 motion as her hot breath sends chills down my spine again “Except this time, I’m in charge.” Cold fingers wrap around my now hard prick, a sharp breath leaves my mouth as I step out of the crumpled denim around my ankles. “Come with me,” she orders pulling on my dick, my body willingly follows. She guides me to bed, pushes me down, and mounts me with ease.
The thin silk barrier between our groins is already wet as the smoothness grinds against my cock. Her lips meet my areola, sharp teeth encircle my nipple as her soft fingers play with the other one. She continues to grind on me as I feel the precum leave my member, mixing with her juices and. After what feels like forever, her tongue trails down my stomach until she gets to 2 day unshaven groin. Wet kisses tease the base of my erect cock, fingers massage my balls, blonde hair tickling my thighs. Then I feel it.
Her tongue traces the base my penis to the underside, and slowly continues upward. The tip of her tongue traces the vein that runs from the base, around the side, and ends halfway up my 6 inch cock. Finger nails dig into my thighs as a small kiss signals the end of the vein. Her tongue now slowly going up and down the side of my cock urging out more precum. An animalistic moan leaves my mouth as the tip on my cock disappears between her lips, her tongue soaking up clear fluid as my cock reappears, now glistening with spit and precum. Her tongue slowly slides down the other side and her lips plant another wet kiss at the base of my cock. More precum leaks out of my and without hesitations she licks it up. She looks up at me and gives a smirk as my cock disappears in her hot wet mouth.
Her tongue swirls as her head goes up and down. My eyes go to the ceiling as spit starts to drip down my scotum and my hips instinctively thrust into her mouth. Her hands push down on my hips as she regains total control over me. Vibrations from her throat send tingling to my toes and cum pumping into her mouth. I look down at her as my white seed overflows from her mouth, her gulping unable to keep up.
I finally finish filling her up as she releases my now softening cock. Her body slides against mine, her skin and fishnets wiping with spit and cum mixture from my cock as her lips meet mine. I taste my saltiness on her lips and tongue as we explore each others mouth. “Now it’s my turn,” she proclaims as her soaked thong replaces her lips on my mouth.
I lick her through the silk as she starts grinding against my face. I push her fabric to the side, revealing her wet lips, the scent of her sex is enchanting as my finger disappears between her folds. Another finger joins as my lips cover her swollen clit. Slowly, my fingers pump into her as my tongue teases her button, soaking her up. As she starts to grind into me harder, a yelp of pleasure leaves her lips. “Dont stop! Right there!” She orders as her teeth sink into my thigh. Her bite brings out the animal in me as I pump into her faster and harder then before, my other hand around her waist holding her down as her legs start to shake around my head. “Ohhh myyy godddd” fills our bedroom as wave after wave of pleasure comes over her. Her fingers dig into my leg, her heavy breathing against my now hard dick, her legs still shaking around my head as her wet cunt pushes my head down into the mattress. Her juices cover my face, dripping down my chin and cheeks. After an eternity, her shaking stops and her breath returns to normal.
Blood slowly returns to her legs as she releases my fingers from her soaked slit. “Holy fuck,” she exclaims, and without hesitation licks her juices off my fingers. Our lips meet again, this tim a mix of spit, semen, and vagina. She look down at my rock hard member and smiles “Looks like your ready to go.”
A smirk comes over my face as her fingers wrap around my cock. She lifts herself up and aligns me with her still soaked hole. As she slides down, her back dimples entrance me. A gap comes from her as I bottom out in her, my cock disappearing in her tight cunt. Slowly she starts to grind, hair swaying back and forth, my hands on her hips guiding her. Her fit ass jiggles as she bounces on my dick, her fingers playing with my balls.
Then she stops and I feel it. The familiar prostate massager enters my anus. Slowly she pushes it deeper until the base is against my taint, sending vibration through my cock into her. I feel myself growing in her as she starts to grind me again. She grabs my ankles, causing her ass to spread revealing her tightest hole. I feel the vibrations get stronger as she ups the strength on the rubber in my ass. I wet my thumb in my mouth and bring it to her anus, pushing on it as she starts grinding harder on my crotch. “Do it,” she manages to say between breaths.
Slowly, my thumb enters her, pushing past her sphincter. I feel the vibrations of my cock in her, as she she bounces on me. She pushes the vibrator deeper into me and my cock and thumb vibrate in unison. I slowly move my thumb in and out of her hole, gradually picking up speed. I feel her fingers wrap around my ankles as her grinding turns into a controlled seizure of pleasure. My thumb going as fast as possible, my cock matching the rhythm between the thin walls of her anus.
Suddenly she stops again and lifts herself over me as my swollen cock slides out of her, covered in her cream. She readjusts as the vibrating on my prostate continues, and slowly slides me into her ass. Her breathing gets short as my prick slowly disappears between her cheeks. She gets halfway down, and leans back using my chest as a base for her hands. I grab her hips and support her as my cock slides in and out of her tight hole. She gives a little whimper with every thrust, but is possessed with pleasure.
I only last in her ass a few thrust and warn her that I cant hold back anymore. “Cum in my ass,” she begs. 2 more thrust and i fill her with my seed, pumping more than ever into her, the vibrations in my own ass urging me on.
Finally it ends. I lift her off of me as my cum drips out of her onto my stomach. She rolls onto the bed, face down as I slowly take the vibrating cock out of my ass and turn it off. Her breathing returns to normal as I spread her ass with my hands. Her hole is no longer tight, still gaping from my thick cock. I bend over and lick her clean, sending shudders through her body. I kiss each dimple on her back and head to the bathroom to clean myself.
By the time I return, she is asleep on the bed with a grin on her face.

Role reversal [M/F, anal, bdsm]

There she stood in the doorway to our dimly lit room. Black leather knee high boots and silk black thong over her fishnet bodysuit. The black netting holding back her pale skin, d-cup breasts trying to pour through. My eyes slowly examined her body, choker around her neck, her tongue gliding over her red lips, almond eyes staring at me with desire, black straight hair in a perfect ponytail.

Heels announced her entrance, drumming on the hardwood floor as she came closer to the bed, climbing on it and over me. Her covered crotch resting on my growing cock, teasing me, rubbing me, urging me. She leans over, tits and fishnet press against my stomach, teeth surround my nipple. Her warm wet breath makes my chest and my dick hard as her hands press down on my wrists, pinning my hands into soft mattress.

No longer just friends [M/F, Blowjob]

“Why do you never make a move?” Jamie questioned me.

“Cause you always have a boyfriend.” We’ve been friends for 4 years, and it was obvious I had a thing for her. She was fun, cute, DD tits, perfect curves, and an ass you just want to bite. She always wore jeans that showed off her ass, perfect fit, no back pockets, seam going right down the middle. Her ass met her thighs with the perfect curve; I could stare at it for days. I swear she wore them purposely, teasing me, especially when she would sit on my lap in the car or on the couch; slightly moving just to make sure I was hard underneath her.

“Well I don’t now,” she announced as she guided my hand to her hip. We were spooning on the couch, watching Netflix, her denim covered butt slightly grinding against my shorts covered crotch. Her dirty blonde hair against my face, Victorias Secret perfume hypnotizing me. Another tease.

4 hour getaway [M/F, cheating]

“Its just a quick 4 hours day babe,” I told my wife as i put on my suit. “4 hours of work, then I’m all yours. Whatever you want to do.”

“How about you round three,” she suggested as she wiped a drop of my cum from her stomach and licked her finger clean.

“Im down for that. It probably going to be the slowest 4 hours of my life.” I looked at her, laying on the bed. Long brunette hair spread out on my pillow. C sized breasts pointing to the air, nipples hard from the cold air of the ceiling fan. Her tan legs spread out, and sweat glistening on her abs. A matted section of brown hair, still wet with sweat, semen, and her wetness rested above a still wet cunt. I can see a drop of my cum on her inner right thigh. “You missed a spot,” as I lean over and lick it up. In one motion, I plunge my tongue between her labia for one last taste of her. I hear her inhale quick as I kiss her clit one more time. “I expect you to be in the same spot when I get back,” I call out as I head out the door. I get in my car and look at the waiting text in my inbox. ‘You better be here in 30 minutes’. That was 5 minutes ago. ‘You better be waiting’  I shoot back.