It’s the end of a lazy weekend at home for my girlfriend, Amy, and I. We spend a lot of weekends like this – decompressing after the work week, ordering delivery, and getting shitfaced.
The 4th movie of the day is halfway over and it is a snoozer. This is when inspiration strikes. This is the moment my primal male caveman brain shows up and delivers the surprising news:
“Hello, Mike, you are now horny.”
I look at Amy – she’s not into the movie at all, she’s scrolling through her phone, this is the perfect time to make my move. I give her my sexiest line.
“Can I have a blowjob?”
“Right now?” She replies. “Yes.” I say boldly.
“Hmmmm okay.”
“Score.” I think to myself. “Well done, Mike, you fuckin’ sly fox you.”
We move in to our bedroom so that Amy can assume her preferred blowjob position: Me lying on my back, her either on her knees straddling my legs or laying next to me on her side and using her hand to support her head as she goes down.