After work last night a group of my coworkers decided to go out for drinks. I caved and decided I would go with. I had just returned to the show and it was good to be back with familiar friends. It was a mix of guys and girls and we went to a bar with a dance floor. It was packed. My boyfriend came out to meet us.
Exhaustion from work led to me being drunk very, very easily. I found myself in a booth with KeShawn on one side of me (chubby, tall black guy) and Kate on the other side (mousey, party animal). My boyfriend was off by the bar chatting with two guys he knew from my work.
As we sat around the table the topic of penis size came up as Kate lamented her last tinder hook up having a small penis. I asked her how small and she said, “He was tiny, like five inches”.
Before I could stop myself I blurted out, “That’s still bigger then my boyfriend.”
KeShawn practically spit out his water.
I went bright red.
“He’s that small?? Girl, I’m so sorry! RIP babe. How do you even feel that?” Kate started rattling off questions.