Author: Incognito_Dic_Head

[MF] The Best Father’s Day Gift

This happened a couple of years ago. I had a FWB for a while that was married. Her husband is a jerk in many ways and treats her badly. Unfortunately things got complicated and we had to part ways.

I got a text message from FWB the week before Father’s Day asking what I was doing. I told her I had no plans, just chilling by myself (long story as to why). She wanted to know if I was going to be alone in the late morning as she wanted to stop by and give me a gift. I said yeah, I’ll be alone. I didn’t have plans until the late afternoon. We had not seen each other for quite a while. I wasn’t sure if she was going to stop by and just give me a gift, or if she was planning some other activities.

Father’s Day morning I showered, had breakfast, and was just relaxing when FWB messaged me that she was going to stop by and asked if I was available. I replied I was and would leave the front door unlocked so she could park and just come in. She showed up like 10 minutes later. Read more »

[MF] High times making the wife air tight

It had been a long week with work and the regular hectic life having two grade school children in the house. Friday night after the kids were in bed I was sitting with the wife (H) in front of the TV enjoying an adult beverage and H was drinking wine. There wasn’t anything interesting to watch and I was telling her I really needed to relax and unwind that weekend, but that I didn’t know what to do.

H told me she wasn’t sure about the rest of the weekend, but that she had an idea for that night. Intrigued, I asked her what she had in mind. She said a friend hooked her up with some fresh medical cannabis and she didn’t feel like making edibles, so i should just smoke some. I was pleasantly surprised but said sure. We don’t consume it regularly and have gone long stretches without. H doesn’t smoke it anymore because she has some breathing problems and just occasionally consumes edibles. Read more »

[MF] Fucking my GF bent over the hood of my jeep in her parents driveway (22F 23M)

This took place a long time ago when we were dating. We have been married for almost 25 years this year. My GF, lets call her H, was 22 at the time, working part-time, taking college courses, and living at home with her parents. I was in the army and lived on post nearby.

H is about 5-9 and was about 130 pounds with great 32DD breasts, very multiorgasmic (still is), and a very hourglass curvy figure. Me, I’m 6-4, 210, medium build. We had a very active sex life and would fuck every chance we got.

Her parents house was on one side at the end of a dead end street with a house directly across the street. The end of the street just abruptly stopped at a large wooded property. Houses lined both sides going back to the beginning of the street. Her neighbors across the street were a married couple and the husband was also in the military. Overall it was a very quiet street. Read more »

The longest hand job [MF]

This happened a couple of years ago. I was thinking about some adventures I had with an old FWB. This is just one of them.

I used to work downtown in a large city. I had a place in the burbs because rent was way cheaper. So I used to drive to the train station and then ride the rest of the way into the city and had a short walk to my office.

I had a good friend that was a FWB and a teacher. We used to hook up when it was convenient. She had a professional development conference downtown one day that was not far from my office. She drove and parked downtown. Conveniently, her route home would go right by the train station where my car was parked. She offered me a ride to my car and said we can catch up in the car. She me up picked at the end of the day in front of my office and I jumped in. She drove off toward the expressway. Read more »