When I was 19 I had a coworker who was 18 and had just graduated high school, got her the job I worked at as a waitress the year before. One day I’m driving her home, and we’re chillin, listenin to rap and just talkin n jokin n shit. We pull up in her driveway in my big ass late 2000’s (08-09) Durango, and her mom (she still lived there for a bit after graduation) was walkin out into the driveway cause she didn’t recognize my car, gonna ask what was goin on, understandably. She got to my window and I’d just smoked a blunt, both our eyes are red and I’m lookin at my friend like “we probably fucked up comin here high with your mom here still” and her mom jokingly, said, “damn, you got a free ride home, some grass, and he got you food too huh? What? Did you blow him?” N she spat out her drink (I got us some McDonald’s on our way back, our restaurant was hella expensive). And I laugh and say “I wouldn’t turn down some head and looked at her and she was blushing and hitting my arm as she was coughing n shit, and her mom laughed and walked back in the house and yelled “DONT KEEP HIM WAITING THEN GIRL” and I did not break eye contact with my friend or stop smiling until her mom went back inside.