well….. nobody told me our graduation ceremony was going to run close to 3 hours. boyfriend and I didn’t see the harm in spending the 2 hours before we had to be there leaving a significant lake inside my uterus, we assumed we were just going to be sitting there for about an hour then leaving… we were, slightly, misinformed, and I would like to formally apologize to the theater’s chair I left a significant puddle in, and, the next kid who gets to wear the grad gown I was given….. at least I wasn’t wearing a shorter dress…..