Why I show off on Reddit…[Mf, Exh, Public]

*Before you waste your time scouring my post history, this is about a Redditor’s IRL experience, but it is NOT mine. I’m just telling the (multi-part) true story!*

 

Everyone asks me, “why do you do it?”

There are a lot of answers to that question. It’s complex. Why do I show myself off to complete strangers? Some people think that I’m hungry for a good fuck. Maybe? But that’s definitely not it. Others say it’s because I have a compulsion. They think that I’ve got this deep desire within myself that can’t be sated by regular sex and a normal life, but that’s even farther from the mark.

I just—like it. It’s not a need. It’s not a cry for attention. I just do it because I can.

There’s also this sensuality in displaying yourself for strangers on the internet. Something about knowing that I’m gonna help some lonely guy get his rocks off is definitely hot. What can I say? I’ve always been giving. That said, the exhibitionism doesn’t stop with strangers on Reddit.

I got fucked in my basement by the biggest cock I’ve ever seen…[Mf, BBC, Cumshot, HoldTheMoan]

“Dude, I fuckin’ knew it!” Charlie roared. “Ugh, this is—why? Why do you *hate* me?”

“I understand why you’d be upset,” I admitted, “I really do. I want you to know that we—”

“We?” he barked. “You really discussed this with him? Like—how do I break it to my kid that I’m *fucking* his teacher?”

“We aren’t fucking!” I shot back, as if that made it any better. It wasn’t for lack of trying, though.

“You’re—not?” he asked.

Seriously? My son was *that* shallow? Ugh. Men.

“No, we’re—not. I didn’t want to go that far without talking to you first,” I smiled. It was a total lie, a complete one, but innocent and beneficial in the grand scheme of things.

“Well, that’s nice—” he groaned. “But what about—have you talked to dad?”

I had not. I liked to pretend we didn’t live within fifteen minutes of him.

“Your *dad* has a wife, Charlie,” I groaned. “I feel like there are better dating prospects out there.”

My son sighed. He plopped down onto his bed and tousled his hair.

“Babe, I know this fucking sucks,” I admitted, “But don’t—”

I got facefucked in the back of his truck, then–he put his monster inside…[BBC, Mf, Mdom, Public, S-M]

I swear, Charlie definitely knew something was wrong when I agreed to his first sleepover in Albanyville *that* quickly. I had a call with the mom, made sure she was a real person, and gave a big thumbs up.

Dating with kids is kind-of like trying to play soccer in the DMZ of North and South Korea. Everyone is watching and judging. The landscape is desolate and sad. There are mines and traps everywhere, and your kid never wants you to get laid or even think about dating—so he’s a constant cockblock.

Okay, that last part is definitely just my dating life. I get that it might be hard for him. It can’t be easy having a “hot” mom. I’m a pretty fit woman. I had him so young that my body bounced back like a rubber band. I still get a lot of looks. It’s flattering, but most men my age aren’t expecting a fucking teenager when I get to that part of the conversation, hence my seven-year dry spell.

I got whipped by my huge-dicked gym teacher in the locker room…[Mf, S-M, Mdom, Oral, Facial]

It was completely forbidden. We definitely shouldn’t have been staring at each other whenever children weren’t around. There were about ten thousand reasons we shouldn’t flirt. My son was going to be in his class. If the school found out, I’d be moved.

Then, there were the looks we’d receive around town. It was 2020. It shouldn’t have mattered at all that he was black and I was the whitest blonde you’d ever seen. No one told Albanyville that it’s perfectly acceptable for a woman like me to date a man like him. It was made worse by the fact that I was about half his size. Maybe I should have been intimidated by that, but all I felt was a stirring in my chest whenever I looked at him.

We began to play a game of teasing chicken. Neither one knew the other’s limit. I never wanted preplan to end. I kicked off the flirty mess by tucking my skirt up into my waistband while I wiped down the benches in the locker room. I checked to make sure it was him first, then I bent over and displayed myself in my cutest red thong as I crawled on my hands and knees.

It was THE biggest cock I’d ever seen, and it belonged to my gym teacher…[Mf, Teasing, Public, BBC]

“Thank you so much for your volunteering services, parents! We appreciate you during this time of return from COVID-19. As you’re aware, the new sanitizing procedures set out by the Center For Disease Control are stringent and utterly impossible to adhere to without your help, so give yourselves a round of applause!”

The principal and deans gave huge smiles and led a raucous applause of parents patting themselves on the back. I was the youngest one there. I needed to feel like less of a failure after being laid off. How were they *so* much older than me? I could hear them doing the math in their heads.

In case you were wondering, seventeen. I was seventeen when I had my Charlie. My parents had had whisked me away when I got pregnant. They didn’t want the rest of our town to hear about how their good Christian daughter was really a godless harlot. Time never really progressed past 1967 in Albanyville.

Now, I was back. They were dead. At least the town had something to talk about.

“Your assignments are at the front!” the principal smiled. “Lets make this the best school year ever!”

My girlfriend and I surprise my husband for a naughty birthday treat…(MFF, Mdom, Anal, Cumslut)

When I told my husband that part of his birthday present was that Juli and I didn’t want him to masturbate for two days, you might have thought I was telling him Santa was a pedophile, or that a bus full of orphans had careened into a maternity ward. I wanted to make the day more special. Juli and I had put a lot of thought into it.

Two days before his birthday, I dropped the kids off at my parents home. I informed them we would be cleaning from top to bottom and spraying for ants that had been plaguing us since the summer storms. This part was true. What I didn’t tell was that we’d be doing quite a bit more than that.

I looked over to Juli. She was adorable, and by adorable, I mean scalding hot. We had a list of tasks for the day that we really did need to accomplish. Chris had been given a slightly different list.

“**What?**” a thrilled voice screamed from upstairs. It was seven-thirty in the morning on a Saturday. I knew I could accomplish all I needed to before he got up. “**Vi! Where are you, babe?**”

My favorite canoeing trip, or, how my husband and I fucked our sexy friend on the Crystal River…[MFF, Exh, Nature, Cumslut]

“This is not my idea of romantic,” Juli sighed as she sipped her coffee.

“Oh c’mon!” My husband encouraged rubbing a hand against her knee in the backseat. “It’s gonna be great!”

I knew there was no talking him out of it. He had his determined face on, at five in the morning. Starbucks hadn’t even been open. We were forced to get coffee from our house as Chris strapped on the canoe.

“The sun isn’t even going to be up for another hour,” Juli moaned, “so why are we?”

“How ’bout you shut your cute little mouth and drink your coffee? We’re here,” Chris winked.

“Cute little mouth isn’t getting anywhere near your cock with comments like that,” she grumbled, pouring herself out of the car in a sleepy huddle.

He’d already begun to unload the canoe on the boat ramp. Being a local was beneficial. We knew the only ramp on Crystal River that wasn’t gated during off hours. We’d done this before. We would Park where everyone else would hours later and go canoe to watch the sunrise.

I was used to it. Juli wasn’t.

Fucking in the car after a night out is even more fun with three tongues… [MFF, Oral, Tension, Exh, Public]

I smiled at the jazzy rendition of “Baby One More Time,” being hammered out by the spirited pair of players at the piano bar. I stared across the tiny table at my husband. He had used product in his hair. I could hardly believe it. Then again, I’d spent far too long trimming my crotch into a neat and tidy landing strip. I had no idea what the night would bring, but I wanted to feel sexy in comparison to the smoldering goddess on my right.

Juli was a vision in shimmering silver. The cut was surprisingly classic. She could have fit right in whether it was 1920 or 2020. In fact, all of us were dressed to the nines. When we asked Juli where we should go on a date, she insisted that she wanted to go somewhere we’d always wanted to try but had never pulled the trigger on.

There was this dueling piano place an hour away. It was really classy. The dress code was formal. We’d always figured it would be dead. Who the hell dressed up to go get drunk at a piano bar? Turns out—a lot of people.

My first time Snapchat show and tell leads to a VERY satisfying night…[MFF, Exh]

*Part 1 of my story is in my profile, if you want it! Be sure to follow for more…*

 

I sat in the bathtub. The bubbles embraced my body. I kept reaching for the phone and then setting it back down on the rim. Even if I dropped it into the tub, my husband had gotten me the newest model. He was so sweet. I glanced into the bedroom and saw him nude, sprawled across the bed akimbo and drooling on our nice comforter.

I sighed. It was 12:45am. If I snapped a younger woman at this time of night, I knew exactly what it would be for. I had requested her on Snapchat and she accepted, but I had not sent a single message in twenty-four hours. I was worried she’d start thinking we weren’t interested. Like we hadn’t fantasized about how she watched us rut like animals on the beach while she stroked herself.

That had been a good, damn, trip. I played with a nipple. I pushed suds down so my nice floaty cleavage would be in the shot. She’d see it and I’d be like: “*Oh, these babies? Well that’s just how they always look!*”

I got fucked at the beach while my husband spanked this cute Brazilian… [MFF, Voy, Public]

The Florida sun was oppressive as it roasted my legs. My husband lay beside me.

“Need some water, babe?” He asked rolling over to the soft-sided cooler. He was a bit farther underneath the pop up and the midday sun was only scorching the backs of his knees and below.

The beach was especially crowded as the viral lockdown lifted. We managed to find a spot that wasn’t quite so busy, but it was several hundred yards from our car. Our cartful of supplies was stuffed to the brim. We always over packed.

I was feeling sexy in my one-piece that showcased my best assets in a classy way. I decided to play with Chris a bit. I ran a palm up the back of his thigh and groped his ass underneath his trunks.

“Fuck!” he exclaimed in surprise at my sudden flirty assault. “Shit, now I’m not gonna be able to turn over.”

“And what about my water bottle?” I asked, dragging a finger from his ass to his balls.