The Squirter Story

This is sophomore year of college and its finals week. My buddy Mike (a pretty boy player) and I have a final on Saturday morning and we drive in to school to take it. Another buddy of mine Arthur (chubby 5 ft tall munchkin looking fella) is in the library at this time studying for his final that he has Sunday morning.

Mike and I make plans to go play bball after our final and we ask Arthur if he wants to join. He says yes, but that he really needed to study so he was only going to play for a couple of hours. We meet up after class and go play basketball. Mind you Arthur thought that we would be playing in the school gym, we ended up driving about an hour away to a basketball court in Brooklyn. He hadn’t realized that was what he was agreeing to when we asked him if he wanted in, but he’s the kind of person who struggles with saying no to bad ideas so he agrees to still come reluctantly.