A few months ago I was lonely and looking for a friend, fwb, smoke buddy… something. I am 40, 6’0″ 200 lbs, straight guy, married to a asexual prude. Turns out that if you ask, Reddit provides. I met June. So we talk a little, and we quickly realize that we live VERY close to each other, this gave me pause for a moment as in my real life I am not looking for trouble or drama. We talk a few more minutes and in less than 30 minutes I go from her initial reply to hanging out smoking in her garage. And that might be an exaggeration but it wasn’t LONGER than 30 minutes.
I pride myself on being able to read people well, and I had her locked in quickly. She’s a soccer mom, mad at her husband, looking to rebel a little, and my proximity and supply of weed made it a quick and easy score. We hangout just sitting, smoking for over an hour. She says she wants to invite me in but was hesitant. (Tangential digression, I had never smoked with anyone before I was a solo closet smoker for years, and I let her know she was taking my social smoking virginity.) So I let her know it’s all good I had fun and I hope we can do it again sometime. She goes to open the garage door and let me out and I decided I had her pegged sonI would give her what she wanted and shoot my shot.