Author: Hung_inAZ

Unforgettable anal with my then gf [MF]

My ex was Filipino Mexican. She looked like a Hawaiian model. Dark olive skin tone, b-cup tits, perfect round ass, full lips, long hair, and in amazing shape. We were circling the drain with our relationship, mostly because of my fuck ups, but as we were doing so, to get our frustrations out, we were having amazing sex, and lots of it.

One time at her apartment, we were getting fresh in her bathroom. I can’t even remember how it started, but sometimes it just came on hot and heavy, and this time she wanted it in her ass. We didn’t do anal much, so it was always something to look forward to. We were both stripped down already, I was rock hard and she was standing in front of her vanity. I still remember her French manicure, as she opened the Vaseline and dipped her index in middle finger in to get a healthy amount, lubing up her asshole for me. I was transfixed at how sexy it was but had enough awareness to follow her lead and put some on the head of my cock. She grabbed me by the base and backed her ass into me, I can still see my throbbing head slide into her asshole just as vividly as her lubing up for me. Read more »

[MF] Getting my mind blown in the car.

We matched on Tinder, she was in her late 30’s, nice curly hair, a little bit soft around the edges but still pretty, very photogenic. I had a joke about working for Vandelay Industries (Seinfeld reference) on my profile and she immediately made a remark about latex, and it made me wonder what she was up to, but I always try to keep well enough behavior until the girl/woman initiates blatantly sexual conversation. We kept texting for a few days until I was jacking off in bed during a post-work nap and things turned up a notch with our talk, nothing too bad but we knew where things were going. I asked if she wanted to get a drink that night, and she agreed that we could meet in about an hour. Read more »

[MF] Best NYC trip sendoff I could have asked for [Looong]

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I went to New York to visit a buddy, but also to really experience the city for the first time. I had been briefly for a work trip but this would be for a whole eight days. We did a lot of things during my second trip, it was really great, but it’s also such an amazing city that it seems like you could spend a lifetime trying to experience the whole thing.

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My buddy tried to set me up with two different chicks, both failed spectacularly, but it was entertaining enough for both me and him. During the entire time I was out there, though, I kept my Bumble open. I really have no idea why I had it open, I think I convinced myself having it open in New York would make it seem like I was a new kid in town when I got home, and their algorithm would send me to the front of the line (the same thing I’m sure every dude thinks to himself).

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[MF] Crazy Tinder run-in with the most glorious tiddies I’ve ever seen.

I was spending the night drinking heavily, watching some TV at my mom’s, who I was living with at the time like a boss, and taking a look at my phone here and there. My mom was out of town so I had the place to myself but no plans were coming together. No big deal, Terminator 2 was on. Fuck yeah.

This girl named Cathy was talking to me here and there on Tinder, but was already tied up with something else. She had a few pictures on her Tinder profile, pretty cute blonde girl, but it was hard to get a good idea of just how hot she was. Suddenly her plans fell through and she started getting verrrrrry pushy about hanging out and seeing one another, and for me to help her out of the situation she had gotten herself into, but she wasn’t being at all specific. I was about 95% skeptical, pretty drunk and enjoying myself plenty with good ole Arnie saving the world. She was insistent, however, and I agreed to meet at a bar very near my place because I didn’t want to make much of an effort to this and was fully prepared for it to fall apart or blow up. I get in my car and she says she’s at the bar waiting for me. Read more »

[MF] Dry-humping fun with a gorgeous Mormon girl.

This story is going to be pretty unique, because this is the most unique girl I had ever met. She was lovely, brilliant, hilarious, sexy, stimulating, but also far more conservative than I am used to, because she is and was Mormon. I ruined this relationship, just like I do all others, but it was probably never meant to be given out religious differences, but what sexual things we did with one another were amazing, and this was the pinnacle. Read more »

[MF] Reddit gets me laid with a curvy, stunning, South American girl, and I hadn’t even learned her name.

A while ago, I posted a pic on ladybonersgw. Got a pretty good amount of response but one jumped out at me. A girl that lived nearby. “Ummm, you should post some more pictures.” I responded “Ummm, you should let me see some pictures of yourself.” We began exchanging messages, and she lived in a bit of a rural city about an hour and a half away from me, but had some friends where I lived. We exchanged kik info, and she ended up being a curvy South American girl; beautiful long, brown hair, nice thick ass, big, gorgeous hips and fantastic DD tits, maybe about 5’4’’ and in her early thirties. She didn’t always go for men, and mostly had interest in girls, but was attracted to me and interested in meeting. After swapping some dirty pictures, videos, and messages, I was too, and then some. Read more »

[FM] Reclaiming my ex, Ep. 3. I make her a deepthroating slave.

The last mind-blowing encounter with Jay and I occurred a few years ago. It was Labor Day and I had nothing to do at first, and finally I reached out to some obscure cousins to see if they wanted to hang. I brought over a six pack and they were smoking some weed. I had never smoked before, but didn’t mind joining in. It burned like a motherfucker, but I feel like it gave me a good buzz. Between my booze and smoking, I was able to sit through a terrible episode of Entourage and had a good tingle. I didn’t lose my mind with it, but it felt good.

Upon leaving my cousins, I gave Jay a call, she was at her house across town and was happy to speak and flirt with me, and I was in a pretty provocative mood. Shortly into our conversation, I decided I would drive over there without telling her, and off I went. In about 25 minutes or so I told her to come open her door, since I was there. She was amused and surprised at the same time. Read more »

[MF] Reclaiming My Ex, Episode 3, Jay becomes a cocksucking goddess.

The last mind-blowing encounter with Jay and I occurred a few years ago. It was Labor Day and I had nothing to do at first, and finally I reached out to some obscure cousins to see if they wanted to hang. I brought over a six pack and they were smoking some weed. I had never smoked before, but didn’t mind joining in. It burned like a motherfucker, but I feel like it gave me a good buzz. Between my booze and smoking, I was able to sit through a terrible episode of Entourage and had a good tingle. I didn’t lose my mind with it, but it felt good.

Upon leaving my cousins, I gave Jay a call, she was at her house across town and was happy to speak and flirt with me, and I was in a pretty provocative mood. Shortly into our conversation, I decided I would drive over there without telling her, and off I went. In about 25 minutes or so I told her to come open her door, since I was there. She was amused and surprised at the same time. Read more »

[MF] Reclaiming my ex, Episode 2. “That’s the hardest I’ve cum in my life.”

So I had fucked my ex Jay’s brains out once, as she was still dating her rebound. It felt great. Despite it being for the best that we not continue that, we both couldn’t help ourselves and could not keep our hands off one another, and many many more fun events happened between us.

Not but a week or two after our first post break-up fuck, I was lying in bed on a Saturday morning, hard as a rock, pick up my phone, and give her a text. We start exchanging messages, and soon enough, she was on her way over after an overnight work shift. She was dressed professionally, in a skirt suit, and I was in my normal basketball shorts and t-shirt look haha. It was a bit of spectacle. We went inside and began to catch up. Read more »

[MF] Reclaiming my Ex

As I mentioned in my previous post with Jay, we broke up soon after I lost my virginity to her. We had a pretty heavy conversation about our worldviews one night, and the next morning she tells me to check my e-mail, and there’s a long essay about how we’re through. Between holding out sex for 11 months, the dissatisfaction of breaking up just because I made myself emotionally available, and purely out of my ego, I was furious. We had these embarrassingly dramatic shouting matches over the phone that all my hall mates could hear. Like I said, I didn’t take it well. Read more »