Throwaway because not my proudest moment, but I thought you guys might get a kick out of it anyway. So this all happened a number of years ago, I had just started my first real job out of college and was engaged to my high school sweetheart. Life was good, money was good, the sex was great. Alas it was all too good to be true, I caught my wife to be with her mouth full in a club restroom. Looking back now I’m glad I dodged that bullet but at the time it broke me, my whole life spiralled from there on. Deep depression set in, my work suffered and they fired me, I stopped going to the gym and started eating and drinking more. It was a dark time but after some professional help I started to improve and get my life back on track.
Eventually I landed another decent job in the big city, moved and tried to start fresh and put all my woes behind me. I was on the up again, back at the gym, making good money and new friends. I wasn’t ready to start dating or open myself up again, my fiancé was the only woman I’d ever been with. Bar the odd teenage hookup with a finger and handjob, she was the my first and only. Sure I tried some tinder dates but I was always to nervous to seal the deal, even when the opportunity was there a couple times.