[FM] outside the window!!

I just got off the phone with my best friend Stacy. We were talking about how our boyfriends are annoying. I got up to go to the bathroom when I heard a strange noise outside my window. I was scared at first, but I mustered up the courage to go look, and, of course, there was nothing there. It was just me being paranoid.

I finished using the bathroom and I heard the noise again. This time it was louder and my dog, Monster was freaking out.

Monster is a Great Dane, and nothing freaks him out. Everyone is scared of him. So, when monster starts freaking out, I’m paranoid as hell.

I went back to the window to check and see if anything was there. Again, nothing.

I turned off all the lights and ran to bed. I eventually started to fall asleep, when I saw the silhouette of a man standing beside my bed. My heart started to racing as soon as I opened my eyes. He pinned me down to the bed saying, “be quiet.” I recognized that voice. It was my best friend Shane!

My surprise orgasm in the alleyway [F]

I was walking down the street on my way back to my apartment like I usually did at this time of night. Suddenly, I heard someone call my name. I turned around and nobody was there. I continued walking when a hand grabbed on my shoulder.

A man’s voice said, “Excuse me, could you follow me please?”

I said, “No, I don’t know you!” and tried to continue walking.

“I really need you to follow me,” he said and took my hand, pulling me, and started running down an alley. When we got to the end, he pushed me against the wall and started kissing me passionately on my neck.

I was screaming and kicking him begging him to stop when he said, “Baby, calm down! It’s me!”

All of the sudden, a wave of calmness washed over me. I realized it was my Husband, Austin.

“You scared me, you asshole!” I said and pushed him away.