I just posted this on someone's reddit, but it's really just a ridiculous story that would happen to me.
Well this is a crazy story and it is kind of stupid on my part. So, it's a Tuesday morning around 3:30 a.m. I was feeling kind of wild and I haven't been laid in a while, because anytime I try to hook up with someone everything goes awry. One time, I had someone screaming like he was the lead singer of Slipknot. Another time, I had this door that I have sitting in my apartment keep falling on top of us. So, it's like hooking up with strangers is just not for me.
However I get on grindr and I'm like hell yeah, I'm going to have some fun. This guy starts messaging me and it turns out he lives in an apartment building down the street. So, I told him to talk dirty to me before I even consider going over there. He asked me to top and told me to be rough about it, but at this point I didn't really care because I was feeling so wild.