[M]et this French girl from omegle and [f]ucked her out of this world…

Ricardo really loves Celina.

Celina is this little curly haired French chick Ricardo met one night on Omegle. Omegle, for those unaware, was a beautiful website in the early days of the internet. A virtual playground where no one knows one another, yet are forced to meet, even if only briefly. It was a lovely little website, filled with kind people longing for friendship. A place for strangers seeking attention ,understanding, intimacy and affection, or even just a good conversation. A place the hopeless went with hopes of finding a shred of light and humanity. Occupied by artists and musicians sharing their wondrous works to the world, along with wanderlust stricken youth, eager to experience novelty. And, dicks…Mostly dicks.

But that’s beside the point. For some reason , on that late summer’s night, from two distant towns an ocean apart, at that exact moment in time, defying the confines of our earthly planet and the digital realm of The internet, Ricardo and Celina crossed paths. And from the seed of a brief conversation, watered with intense attraction, common interest and horniness, blossomed a short friendship, and an everlasting relationship. Though it took an entire two years for these two to reach one another in the physical world, their connection defied all odds, and Serendipity rejoiced in her victory .