*Oh my god, Reddit, I have never felt so mortified in all my life. Please let me vent for a minute.*
***Here’s the TL;DR:*** *I did something fucking stupid. And now my dad for sure knows that his sweet daughter wants his cock to ruin all her holes.*
So, this afternoon, I decided to play with Little Ricky — Ricky is the eight-inch dildo I bought on Amazon. Now, there are a lot of sex toys to choose from on Amazon, but I picked Ricky specifically because I knew that my dad’s cock was roughly the same size and shape.
I knew those choice details because my dad has been in a total rut since mommy died of cancer two years ago. He has never brought any women home. And he predictably jerks himself off in the shower every night, without fail.
And here’s a confession: every night, when my daddy takes his long ‘self-help’ shower, I creep out of my room and crack the bathroom door, opening it just a couple of inches — he never bothers to lock the damn thing anyway, so can I really be faulted for this?! I’m only human.