haribohamster, Author at NSFW story

[MFF] The Threesome That Almost Was

This story is a follow up to my [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/60l9w6/requestgroup_have_you_ever_seen_a_friends_so_naked/dfbdmsk/) regarding me peeping on my roommate and his girlfriend while they boned, and how I almost had a threesome with her and my girlfriend at the time.

My girlfriend at the time, Miranda, was a 5’3″ brunette with creamy white skin and soft features. She had perky C cups and a very cute ass. She also had one of the fattest pussies I’ve ever seen in person or otherwise, which was a definite bonus.

Her best friend, Savannah, was also a 5’3″ brunette, but had a toned body and one of nicest asses I’ve ever seen. Her tits were on the smaller side, but they were perky with pencil eraser nipples. She was the type of girl that knew she was hot and loved the attention heaped on her by men.

The almost threesome happened prior to the birthday party Miranda was throwing for me while my parents were away on vacation. While I golfed the afternoon away, the girls were busy getting the house ready, cooking food, and getting a head start on drinking. Read more »

In the Back Room With Shana [MF]

This happened quite a while ago with my first girlfriend. She was my first for just about everything. First handjob, blowjob, sex… everything. Shana was short, at around 5’3″, and petite, weighing in at just over 100 pounds. She had long, black hair that reached down to her ass, which was nice and round as she was a runner. Her B cup tits were perky, with puffy areolas and pencil eraser nipples.

Shana was a year older than me and we both worked at the same regional supermarket. She was strictly a cashier, while I was a cashier, worked the customer service desk, wrangled carts, etc. One night we were both working the same shift, her as a cashier and me working mostly outside getting carts and whatnot. About halfway through our shift I went inside to see if she wanted to go on break, but she was nowhere to be seen. I asked a coworker where she went, and was told that she was in the back of the store doing some training. To set the scene, the training room was a small room with two computers set up and not much else. Read more »

[FM] Partying With Jane [Oral] [Anal]

After reading a story in this sub recently that featured shotgunning beers, it jogged my memory of an encounter that I had ten years or so ago.

Jane and I grew up in the same town together, attending all of the same schools and graduating in the same class. We had always been friendly, and had a chemistry that I’m not sure either of us knew how to act on. Admittedly, she was no ten. In fact, she was probably closer to a five. She was around five feet tall and was on the bigger end of curvy. She had a decent set of DD tits though, with a big butt to much.

A couple years after graduation we found ourselves at the same small party, which more or less consisted of ten people hanging out and playing drinking games. We immediately gravitated toward each other, partnering up in beer pong and more or less never being outside of an arm’s reach of each other. As the night wore on people started to leave, with the two couples that lived in the apartment heading to their rooms to screw and go to bed. Read more »

[MF] Our First Time Postpartum

My wife had a baby in early July, and our sex life really took a hit. The first month or so was just trying to survive with an infant in the house, and once we got the hang of things we had gotten into too much of a routine to really even think about sex. When sex did come up, there was always an excuse: having to wait at least six weeks after delivery/waiting for the go ahead from her doctor, waiting until she had her Mirena installed, etc. That finally changed last night…

About her: 5’8″ with a big ass, strong thighs, and a pair of 36DD tits that are way perkier than they should be considering she has a baby hanging off of them constantly. She has long dirty blonde hair and tattoos.

About me: I’m just a regular dude with a dick that curves to the left. None of you care about what I look like, so moving along… Read more »

[M]y Beach Party [F]ling

This is my first time writing here and I’m an awful writer, but I’ve been wanting to share this for a while now…

This took place about ten years ago, during summer break from college. A friend of mine invited me down to his beach house for a party, and having seen some of the girls he hung around with, accepting his invitation was a no brainer. Before I go further, a little about me: I’m six feet tall, weigh around 200 pounds, and have a seven inch dick.

Anyway, the party had quite a few beautiful women, tons of drinking, skinny dipping, and once 1AM hit everyone who wasn’t staying the night left, leaving about six guys to jockey for four girls. Determined to get fucked, I narrowed my focus to a gorgeous blonde named Beth, a high school senior that was there with her older sister. Beth had long, curly hair, C cup breasts, and the body of a soccer player. To this day I think about her beautiful thighs wrapped around me. Beth and I started playing beer pong as a team, both of us quickly going from buzzed to drunk in no time. Toward the end of what turned out to be our final game, Beth told me she was getting bored and wanted to stop. I told her she better have a worthwhile alternative, to which she responded by taking my hand and pulling me from the kitchen to the living room. Read more »