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How French Toast led to SEX [M][F] #inland empire

So I was staying at this hotel in Ontario, Ca for a few days. I saw a really cute girl that happened to be staying there, I smiled and she smiled back, i felt a vibe but we kind of just left it at that. My stats, (39) I’m 5ft 11 and 195lbs in decent shape, 32-33 inch waste but could loose about 5-10lbs, I’m also part peruvian and japanese. She was Hispanic, slim, glasses, and in my opinion SUPER pretty (21), but in a cute way, I personally don’t like sexy/slutty, I think Cute is sexy.

Anyways the next morning, i saw her inline at the coffee bar. She looked at me and smile and i said “Good Morning what’s for breakfast?” she says, “i was really craving french toast but they don’t serve it here so I’ll just have coffee.” for some reason I went for it and said Be right back. i walk over to the diner in plain view of her and I speak to the waiter i slip the waiter $40 bucks and say hey this $20 is for your and if the cook in the back can make some french toast give him this $20, if not thanks for trying. the waiter came back and said french toast no prob, I waived her over and we sat down to eat. Read more »

[MF] Getting blown in a movie theater was like my weird fetish from 2015-early 2018 lol

So this kept happening to me, most of the movies was a different girl. I love going to the movies and I love going on dates.

When I go on dating apps, never tinder but tried bumble and others, I would match with someone and we would text and chat

I never tried to come off creepy or anything, just super relax and chill, They would then ask me what I wanted to do, I would simply say let’s just go catch a movie, get there early chit chat for a little and vibe, we get to know each other a bit but we are not pressured to talk and lets see what happens later =)

My intention was to ALWAYS watch the movie

I would say 75-85% agreed and would say sure great idea

This is what always typically happens

we get there early, grab coffee, chit chat and just vibe

Go to the movies I ask where they want to sit, they say Back (i like where this is going) Read more »

The time me and my good friend tag teamed my barber [MFF]

I have a good friend named Erica, I am male 39 and she is female 26 we have been friends for years and have fucked so many times. The funny think though, Erica is totally a bro, she is super funny, always jokes around, and has the best meme game in the free world. Like she is a total Bro, HILARIOUS. Anyways, I never want to be in a 3some situation with a MFM because I have never seen an erect penis other then my own in person, and the thought of seeing one live in action terrifies me lol.(LOL)

About Erica’s looks, she is GORGEOUS, 5 ft 4 super thin and athletic, dance teacher, half japanese, half white, but a TOTAL goofball, just has like the funniest personality ever. Amazing body, super tight pussy.

side note about how funny she is, i still laugh till this day, one time we were fucking and had a super long session she goes,

“oh man can we stop my pussy is wrecked and super tired”

I pull out and lay down and say it’s ok babe no big deal we don’t have to finish Read more »

[MF] I just had the best sex ever with my on again off again FWB, I’m 39 and she’s 21, I swear she’s my personal Sex Fairy

I’ve known Autumn since she was 18 and I was 36, we have had a connection ever since! Over the years we have become good friends, she is one of the smartest women that I know. Anyways our history has always been kind of funny, we meet we have fun and then we don’t see each other for 3-6 months. But we always text and are super supportive of each other. We are so nice to each other and treat each other so well………

Anyways I’m writing this, and we just had the Best SEX EVER, i think she came 15-17 times and i shot at least 4-6 ropes in her with no condom. Here is the story.

I always send pics to autumn when I’m dressed up, she always says nice things and is always just so SWEET.

[MF] The time I get head from a girl working at the Gas Station [m][f]

This was one of the craziest things that happened to me, I’m 35 and one day I was just getting gas at a random gas station in Orange County, Ca. It was one of those gas stations that had like a small mini mart. I walk in and see a really cute hispanic girl, like super pretty working the register, she looks at me and smiles and says hello. I smile and start looking for some mints or chewing gum. I finally pick the mints that I like go up and pay and also get gas. She makes fun of me saying wow you take picking mints seriously. For some reason I say, when i run into good looking girls like yourself I gotta make sure my breath is right. She laughed a little and giggled, no big deal I made a cute girl laugh, so far great day.

For some reason I kept talking, I asked her how she stayed skinny working around all of these snacks. I work with a lot of young people so i said”how do you stay a snack around all these snacks” lol she laughed again. She also told me she hates the food at the gas station but couldn’t go on break for another 5 hours to get food and she was starving. Read more »

[MF] My Most favorite move “The Meg” of all time

So I gave blood last year through one of those Blood Mobiles, and this really cute nurse or nursing student, let’s call her Janice drew my blood. She was super cute, totally my type, Hispanic, 5ft 3in, super thin but you could tell through the scrubs she had an amazing body. Anyways as I was recovering we started talking, she was 23 and still in school, and just the nicest and friendliest person. She was like nerdy pretty, but SUPER attractive. When I was about to leave I just blurted out like hey if you’re in the area let’s hang out sometime. She gave me her number and we began texting for a week or so. Every time we text it was flirty but like a joking flirty. She asked me what makes a great date. I went for it and said, “attraction, chemistry, respect, then head?” she replies”that does sound like an amazing date” I ask her when we can hang and she says she’s busy. She texts me on a random Tuesday early in the am and asks if I have time to see a movie that day, I was dressed in a sweat suit but i told her “sure but I’m dressed super casual” she says no prob. She shows up dressed like a tomboy in like a huge t shirt and basketball shorts, but she pulled it off and she looked cute! She asks me what I want to watch and I say “your call princess” and she picks that shark movie “The Meg” we get to the theater and nobody is sitting in there so we sit in the back. The movie hadn’t started yet and she moves closer, i feel like her boob brushed my hand and i almost got rock hard immediately, which was awesome (I’m 39). She noticed it and giggled, i said my bad, and she says “you got hard im wearing a t shirt and basketball shorts” I grabbed her hand and put it on my sweats where the boner was sticking out and said “yea this is your fault” she starts rubbing my sweat pants and in my mind I’m thinking, ok I’m about to get a handy or a sneaky movie theater bj, amazing. No one was in the theater she looked up at me (wearing glasses BTW) and asked “can I sit on it” before I even said yes her shorts were down and my pants were down to my ankles, she reverse cowgirled me while I was sitting in the chair and we are just going at it!(no condom, bad idea but it was spur of the moment) I unhook her bra from behind and she had the BEST natural boobs I have ever felt, so perky so amazing. So she’s just pounding me for a while she said she came like 4 times and I ask her where she wants me to cum (i like being told where to cum) she said to cum inside her because she has that implant. I swear I came inside her so hard i felt it in my back. After I cum i swear she keeps pumping me and getting every last drop out. she get’s off whipes me down with the hoodie she brought and goes to the bathroom. Comes back and we watch the movie, great movie btw lol. During the movie she blew me again and I came in her mouth. We had sex again about 10 more meet ups after that day but at my place not movie theaters. I don’t think my cock is anything TOO special but it was made perfectly for her. She cums so much with it and couldn’t get enough. Neither can I, I love sex with her. She is busy with school now but we always text each other and meet at least once a month and we always laugh about what happened that day at the movies