I[m]promptu Wi[f]e Swap 3: St Patrick’s Lucky Charms [public][anal]

The previous stories in this chain have descriptions of all parties as well as some pictures. See “Impromptu Wife Swap 2” and “Impromptu Wife Swap” for the previous tales on how we ended up here!

It’s been 3 months, and yet again, Sarah, Dan, Lauren and I have had a date swap full of fun and debauchery. We’ve all concluded that the best thing we’ve done is implement the 3 month waiting rule. It has kept things fun and still makes us all a little nervous and giddy each time we meet up for those nights.

We were all trying to decide on when we wanted to have our next date swap when it occurred to us that St. Patrick’s day might work as the perfect time. After much deliberation we decided it may not be the best idea to go St. Patrick’s day crazy AND date swap crazy in the same night. Inevitably someone would drink too much, throw up, and the whole thing would be ruined. So instead we decided to all go out for St. Patrick’s day, take the next morning and afternoon to recover, and do date swap the following evening on Saturday night.

I[m]promptu Wi[f]e Swap 2 – The Giving Season [Public] [Anal]

So I got approval to use a few pictures, so I figured I’d pepper some pictures throughout this one and include any images I could to help with the telling. Some of these are real pictures of us, others are placeholders that are as close to us as possible (I’ll let you guys guess at which ones are real and which aren’t). The image quality is poor in some and better in others so I apologize for that but hopefully it helps get the story in your head a little better! I also stopped taking pictures after a little while because, well, sorry guys, you aren’t my top priority and they were just ruining the flow of things.

For those that missed the first round: [My Side of the Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/56cljk/impromptu_wife_swap_a_lake_trip_gone_awry/) [My Wife’s Side of the Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/
56z7cd/impromptu_wi_fe_swap_the_other_pairing/)

The past three months have flown by and yet also seemed to move at a snail’s pace at times. Since the lake trip and Sarah, Dan, Lauren and I’s first adventure I have replayed that night over and over again in my mind and I’m still shocked it happened. The anticipation of what was to come next had me all riled up and clearly it had the same effect on everyone else. We tried not to discuss the lake much and were fairly successful in keeping things as normal as they had been before our first swap.

Impromptu Wi [f]e Swap: The Other Pairing

—-This story was written by my wife detailing her portion of these events. If you’d like to read the other side of things and get some more setup to the events you can read my take on the weekend by searching for “Impromtu Wife Swap: A Lake Trip Gone Awry” (sorry, I don’t know how to link it). She wanted me to inform everyone that she’s never written anything like this so she apologises if it sucks, but I think she did a great job! Enjoy!

I’m not a big football fan, never really have been, but I’ve watched almost every game for the past few years because I enjoy the time I get to spend with my husband Chris and our two friends Dan and Sarah. Over the years Sarah has become my closest friend after most of my other friends from college moved away after graduation. Sarah is far more into the football than I am but if her team isn’t playing she and I often talk about other things while the boys get their sports fix.

Impromptu Wife Swap: A Lake Trip Gone Awry

—If you want to get right to the action, skip to just after the — break

Sarah, her husband Dan, and I have been friends for 15 years dating back to high school. My wife, Lauren, became part of our regular hangouts a few years back. Every year we all watch football on Saturdays and Sunday’s together and swap who makes meals each week. So when Sarah asked if we would want to take a trip to her parent’s new lake house for the first weekend of the NFL season, we jumped at it.

As soon as work ended on Friday we all jumped in Dan’s SUV and headed towards Lake Norris in Tennessee. We all chatted about the previous week’s work, the upcoming election, and the upcoming NFL season, making sure to get our jabs in at each other’s respective teams.

The BBB: The Booze, The Balcony, and The Butt

I’ve never been a hookup kind of guy. I’ve always been the serial monogomist to a fault. It was late junior year in college and I hadn’t even kissed a girl outside of a relationship (yeah, that’s the kind of lame shit that’ll win you Never Have I Ever in a hurry) let alone gone any further. Don’t get me wrong, I had plenty of experience and prided myself on every ex girlfriend raving about my abilities with my hands and tongue, I just hadn’t taken my abilities out on the free agent market per say.

It was the Friday before spring break was to begin and a bunch of fellow architecture nerds had stuck around for a Friday booze purge where everyone brought their leftover alcohol to get rid of before break. You wouldn’t think college students would leave a lot of alcohol sitting around for an extended period of time, but architecture students have a way of getting stuck in their studio space all weekend and therefore ending up with an excessive amount of booze wasting away in their fridges from wishful weekends gone by.