First week of college and how I [f]ailed to lose my virginity in the weirdest of ways

So I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time. By “this moment”, I mean the moment I’d get to recall the night I lost my virginity, write it down, and share the experience with everyone here. I’ve read so many stories to satisfy myself in the past I felt like I needed to give back.

Well, that was the plan, anyway. You might think that’s weird, and it probably is. I’m 19, a girl, and I just started my freshman year of college. I also have a bad addiction to reading these kinds of naughty stories. My parents were really, really strict with me in terms of boys in middle/high school. I’ve had a couple boyfriends here and there, but they never let me out of their sight with him around and needless to say I ended up coming to college a virgin.

Of course, they were strict but not really smart about it. I kinda figured out how to touch myself early on, and although they kinda tightened up on what I use the computer for when they caught me masturbating one day, they couldn’t keep me from reading. So I satisfied all my urges reading, pretty much. A fun thing to do was for me to just use the family computer and read a raunchy story while my parents were around, pretending to be working on an essay when really the “essay” was a word doc of something I copy-pasted from here.