So my girlfriend’s boyfriend’s birthday is today. (yes we are poly.) Yesterday I decided that I wanted to give him a super sexy surprise, because the happier he is then the happier she is. I text her and tell her that I am at Wal-Mart and about to order J a cake that I plan on delivering in a sexy way. She replies and says that they are at Wal-Mart as well, buying games. This is extremely inconvenient and also such a weird coincidence because they don’t own a car and always take the bus everywhere if I don’t drive them. I didn’t want to be rude so I walk over and say hi, make an excuse and hurry to leave, deciding that I’ll go home and change, then grab the cake on the way to their apartment. Bad idea. I should have just gotten the damn cake first…