FAnon [MF]

I use OKCupid for dating. But occasionally I use it for hook ups too. I go through very busy periods with my work, where I don’t want to date. I just want to fuck.

That has been the case recently, and I managed to check something off my sexual to do list as a result.

I saw her profile, which was geared more for dating, but she had also listed under “casual sex.” She’s older than me. I’m 33. She’s 39. But she was blonde, fit, and fairly pretty. Not a knockout, but an average looking woman with a pretty smoking body. That’ll do.

My first message:

“So you’re a tall, good looking blonde who joined to find people to have sex with? I can’t even imagine how many messages you get every day.”

Her reply

“I guess that maybe I need to change that? It’s an honest answer. Sex is important to me. It’s really not my only reason for being on here though. Does it seem crass to you?”

We chit chatted a bit, and then she asked what I was looking for. What would be ideal for me.

A blowjob in the stockroom with a lesson [MFF]

This was back when I was in university. I was 23. Never went to class and instead played basketball all day in the gym. I’m a decent looking guy and this was probably the fittest I had been my whole life. But that’s boring preamble.

I worked part time at a sports store at the mall. You know the type, we sold jerseys and hats mostly. Great job to have while in school. There was a TV in the store with sports playing. Joke around with people, no real stress. And lots of socialization, being in the mall.

To that end, that evening I was working with two girls. Catherine and Naté. I had a great relationship with both. Catherine was taller that me. I’m like 5’10 or 5’11. She had to be 6′ easy. Black hair. She was average looking, but her personality made up for a lot. She was in a serious relationship, but she loved turning every conversation towards sex. I think she was envious of the rest of us being single, and lived vicariously through us.

Pinned down and forced to watch me [MF]

I’ve written about her before. This time, she was sleeping naked in my bed. It was summertime, so she was covered only by a white cotton sheet.

I walked up to the bed and gently slipped the sheet off her. She’s about 5’8 with short, pixie cut, brown hair. She’s got an extremely fit body, with a tight firm ass. Very small tits. Tiny. But big, fat, pink nipples.

I looked at her there in my bed and I started to undress, my cock already rising. I just stood beside the bed a moment, taking in the scenery, my right hand finding a slow rhythm and rising to full mast.

I moved onto the bed and quickly straddled her. She started to wake, of course. But I was essentially sitting on her chest, just under her little tits. her arms were pinned to her sides. She came out of her sleep to me like this, a top her, stroking my cock.

How an apple pie got me laid. [MF]

Disclaimer: this is a repost of a true story I posted here years ago.

I had been working on her for over a year. I had originally met her on OKCupid. She had listed as interested in casual sex, and the answers to her questions suggested that she was wild and liked to get fucked hard.

We met up for a drink once. We made out on the street outside the bar, my hand working up under her shirt. No bra. She moaned loudly as I played with her tits in the middle of the street. But she wouldn’t come home with me. And almost immediately afterwards, she got into a relationship. So the door was closed for now.

But I persisted. I texted her every now and then to remind her how bad I wanted to fuck her. Sometimes she didn’t seem interested. Other times she’d tell me she still thinks about how she could feel my cock through my jeans on the street.

More than a year later, she texted me. It was a benign text, but I knew right away that she must be single. Sure enough, she was. But it was fresh, and she resisted meeting up. A text conversation digressed, as they do, and she revealed that she loves pie.

I guess you’d call it a self-serve massage? [MF]

Quite a few years ago now, I had a very good FWB relationship with this girl. We had a very adventurous, very healthy dynamic. Pretty great. But that’s not the point of this story. This is when she got me a massage for Christmas.

What made it interesting was that it was a massage from her friend. Now this wasn’t just a clear — I’m going to let you fuck my friend situation. Her friend was legit training to become an RMT. Her name was Heather. Super cute girl. Canadian, but of Asian descent. Probably no more than 5’0, and 100 pounds.

I was obviously attracted to her, though me and my FWB had never talked about her in any sort of fantasy (which would not have been uncommon). So when I learned she was going to be giving me a massage, I definitely hoped there was something afoot. But I honestly wasn’t sure.

When the day came, I texted my FWB to let her know that I was on my way and said thank you again. She replied: “Have fun” and then added that ever-so suggestive winky face. Now, I was definitely intrigued.

She invited me over to jerk off for her and her friend [MFF]

This was about 7 years ago. I had a regular FWB that was into… anything and everything. We had a super casual, very sexual relationship. I really enjoyed her company, but we only really got together to mess around.

One of the things she was really into was to have me jerk off for her. She’d sometimes come over specifically for that purpose. And leave right after. So it wasn’t the most unusual thing in the world when she texted me at around 11pm on a Friday night. It went something like this.

LAURA: Hey. I have my friend Amy over tonight. I was telling her about you.

ME: Oh yeah? Good things, I trust.

LAURA: Naturally. We’re into the wine and… I had an idea.

ME: I’m listening

LAURA: How would you feel about coming over and stroking your cock? For both of us.

ME: I can be there in 20.

I had no idea who Amy was. But obviously I didn’t care. This sounded super hot. And I was well aware that Laura was into girls too, so again, as much as I was pleasantly surprised, this wasn’t a complete shock.

That time when [M]e and my g[f] got caught by the cops

This is a way-back story from when I was a 19. My girlfriend, Kirsten, was the first girl I ever slept with. I was her first as well. But we were both quick and eager learners. We loved to fuck, experiment and enjoy each other.

However, me at 19 and her 18, we both lived with our parents and getting private time wasn’t always easy. As a bit of an aside, she didn’t let it stop us too often at her place. There were so many times we almost got caught by her parents. It was not at all uncommon for her to start giving me a handjob under the blanket even when they were in the room.

But this random Saturday, midday, we needed more than some handywork. We needed to fuck.

As I said, Kirsten was 18. She had brown hair down to her shoulder blades and an athletic body. She was big into gymnastics until she was about 14. She had gorgeous green eyes, but I can’t lie, her greatest assets were her utterly perfect tits. All these years after, I remember that she was a 34C. But honestly, just perfect tits that only a teenager could have. Big. Full. But high and pert. Unbelievable. And the best thing about them was that they just happened to be her weakness.

Reposting the story of when I [M] got to fuck a college volleyball player [F]

Many of my favourite sexual escapades came while I worked at a hostel in the south of France. This is one of those stories.

She was a volleyball player at a major university in the US. Tall. Maybe 6’5. Super fit. Definitely had that volleyball players ass. But I’ll get back to her.

I was the night guy at the hostel. It wasn’t actually a hostel, strictly speaking. I mean it WAS, but it was labelled as a hotel. So there were some private rooms, dorms for four, and the biggest was a dorm room for six. It wasn’t a big party hostel, but it was very social. We’d drink almost every night on the terrace and I’d meet people from around the world.

This night was a rare one for the area. It was raining. If you’ve ever been to the south of France, you know that it’s beautiful almost every single day. You’d get occasional showers, but the sun would come back quickly. But this night it was just shitty out. Most of the people from the hostel still went out, but a few people stayed in as a result.

Like a porn plot, but real life: A threesome with two Swedish college girls [FFM]

I’ve written up a few of the amazing experiences I had while working as the night guy at a hostel in the south of France. But to be honest, there’s several more that really should be shared. This is one of them.

As I said, I was the night guy at a hostel in the south of France. It was basically part of my job to drink and socialize with the guests and make sure they were having a great time.

Well, one night I finish the few things that I need to do inside and then head out to the patio with a bottle of wine. A few guests that I had already became friends with were there, but so too were these two girls who had checked in during the day.

I came and sat with everybody and was introduced to Sanna and Klara. They were not your Swedish stereotypes — by which I mean they weren’t blonde. Sanna had short black hair. She was tall, slim and sexy as hell. But I’ll confess, I was more immediately attraced to Klara. She had curly red hair, and an amazing chest.

I just got a blowjob off Facebook Marketplace [MF]

Wow. So THAT was fun.

I’m moving next week, and so I’m getting rid of a lot of stuff. This morning I put up a chair that I won’t have use for. It’s kind of like an Eames chair, for the curious.

I got quite a bit of the annoying “is this item available” messages, but it was good to see interest. Wading through all the responses, Annie asked if I was available this afternoon to see it. I was.

I gave her my address and she responded that she was actually quite close by, so that was perfect. She said she’d be over in about an hour to look at it. If she liked it, she’d leave with it.

Hers was just one in a pile of message threads, so I didn’t facebook stalk her or anything. But I tidied up a bit, and took a shower, hoping to make the sale.

She knocked on the door and I let her in. She was cute. I’m in my late 30s. Shaved head. Beard. Decent shape. I’d like to think I’m decently good looking.