Had to make a throwaway just so I could brag about this considering my friends would all disown me if I said this shit to them.
For the past few months I’ve been dating a truly incredible woman. Kind, sweet, funny, caring, charming, brilliant, beautiful, and (as I’m consistently reminded on the daily) infinitely sexy. She lives in the US and I live in Canada so between her visits (where the sex is always mind blowingly good) she sends me nudes constantly, talks dirty to me almost every day, and masturbates with me on Skype multiple times a week. I’m not gonna go on a long ramble here but just a couple quick anecdotes about how sexy this woman is to me: