This went down just over a year ago – one of the best Tuesday nights I’ve had…Action picks up at the break down there.
I replied to the random craigslist post, sure I might have been at work but who cares. I sent the same sort of boilerplate text I do to most things. No one one is gonna read this, its gonna be spam city anyways, who gives a shit? Seven minutes later the conversation started and slowly built over the next few hours.
Sure, I could host.
“Could I see a normal picture of you?” Yes, but I have to get to my hotel, taking a dick pick in the middle of 290 traffic might seem a bit odd.
“How long until you get to the room?” 25-30 minutes.
I get checked in, and fire a picture off to her.
“Can I see a picture of your dick for size?” I asked if could see a pic of her for some motivation? She obliges me. Her name is Chelsea, she’s 5’7″, blonde hair, green eyes, 135ish lbs, picture is from a few months ago.
I’m awfully perplexed.