[MF] The Rebound or: How I Came Inside the Inked, Pierced College Girl

I was in my late twenties and just out of a very long relationship, to the point where I’d never dated as an adult. Complicating this was the fact that during that time dating apps became the dominant mode of meeting up. I consider myself average looking, standing at 5’9” with a fit build from soccer but for someone never big on social media, it felt like the worst way to try to get laid, but loneliness and horniness and a desire to prove something to myself got the better of me, and so I scrounged together a few decent pictures to make a profile and jump in.

It took a few days of bots and conversations that started promising but went nowhere before I matched with Nina. She was a senior at the local college, pretty and short and curvy with a shock of curly hair that was dyed a couple different colors. Her nose was pierced and she had a few visible tattoos.

[MF] My Innocent Friend is Full of Surprises

During my senior year of college, a group of friends and I rented an off-campus shithole, the kind of place that would sink into the ground depending on the weather, which was perfect for six college guys. Given the living conditions, rent was dirt cheap and so we left a room unrented, which we turned into a drinking games room, and because we’re millennials, filled it with our childhood participation trophies.

A couple months into the semester, itching for broader competition, we decided to have our own beerfest: a multi-team, multi-event, all-night extravaganza. The event was meticulously organized, with pre-selected rosters, uniformed teams, schedules, and scoreboards. It was both incredibly impressive and a testament to just how far you’ll go to “spice up” drinking when you’re doing it as much as we were in college.

To get this out of the way, I’m a very average looking 5’9”, with an athletic build from soccer. I’ve got naturally tan skin due to some mixed heritage and have dark black hair.