Author: -Guy-Fawkes-

[MF] Girl lied about her age

I’ll start by saying this isn’t a sex story. It’s Friday and I feel like just posting a funny story about something that happened to me. I was talking about this with a friend the other day and thought some people might laugh. So luckily this happened when I was still underage, atleast for a couple more months. This was right after high school during the summer before college, I was 17 for a couple months after graduation.

So like I said it was during the summer and I got a text from a random number, she somehow knew me and we started talking. She said she got my number from her friend and gave me the supposed friend’s first name but said she didn’t know their last name. I know this sounds really weird, but at the time it wasn’t that odd for me. (The town I grew up in wasn’t that big and during my younger years, I had grown a reputation for being involved in some less than legal activities. It was to the point a bunch of people in town had heard of me and hadn’t actually met me. And sometimes people would hit up my phone or add me on social media and I barely knew them. ) Read more »

[MF] Basically got head for giving her a ride home

So I had previously posted about the time I got walked in on with this girl, please read if you haven’t:
(I will be referring to her as C to make writing easier. Also a bit long in the beginning.)

Funny story time, getting caught [MF] from gonewildstories

This is a post about the first time C gave me head. I had previously mentioned in my first post that we went to high school together. We first met in junior year of high school, we had a class together. I remember on the first day of a new year I’d immediately check out the hot girls in my classes. C had moved to town the year before and this was my first time meeting her. The first thing I noticed about her was her resting bitch face haha, she was pretty hot though. C wasn’t really a bitch (atleast not most of the time), she was Latina, darker skinned and thick. C wasn’t overweight or anything, she was just a bigger girl but still fit, she played on a couple sports teams. Read more »

[MF] Almost had sex with the craziest girl I’ve ever met

Like the title said I almost had sex with her, so sadly this story has no great resolve or happy ending. Although I will admit I got some pretty good pics and a couple videos from her. Sorry this isn’t a sex story but this story is just too crazy not to tell. I’ve had my share of crazy ex’s and girls I was seeing but this girl somehow managed to really stick out as the craziest. (I will be referring to her as Crazy to make this easier to write.)

So she wasn’t crazy from the beginning but it steadily seemed to get worse. We originally met in high school, I was a senior and Crazy was a freshman. Crazy’s older sister was friends with a girl I was trying to hook up with and Crazy’s older sister didn’t really like me because of that haha. Crazy and I only really met because of her older sister’s friend that I was trying to get at. The first couple times I met Crazy, she was always hanging out with her other freshman friend and I started calling them The Twins. Not because they actually looked alike, but they were both blonde preppy looking white girls. I’m not usually into white girls, I look pretty white myself and tend to prefer girls that look exotic compared to me haha. But she was cute, kind of what I thought a country white girl would look like, blonde, thin and short but thick in the right places; she had nice perky boobs and a small but tight/round butt. Read more »

[MF] When I finally hooked up with Black Snooki haha

I’ll start by saying this story is a bit long in the beginning but I want to explain the build up. This post is about a girl I jokingly used to say looked like a black Snooki. She was about 4’10 or 4’11, she was African American mixed with Japanese and a couple other things and wore glasses. Even though she was short and a bit chubby, she had huge boobs, friends of ours would even call her boobs as a nickname Lmao. No matter what she wore, they were always kinda falling out.

We had known each other since 6th grade, one of the first times I remember talking to her was during an after school detention. Even in 6th grade her boobs were already coming in big. We remained friends throughout middle school and high school. I always had a little crush on her, not like I really wanted to be with her, I just wanted to hook up haha. But we were both always dating other people and it never really worked out. We flirted constantly during high school, I was always grabbing her butt freshman year. I once even licked chocolate off her finger from a cookie and it looked like she almost orgasmed Lmao. Read more »

[MF] The first time I got head from Rosary Girl with her mom upstairs [Cheating]

So I had previously posted about when I got head from a girl after her uncle’s rosary, please read if you haven’t:

[MF] Head from a girl after her uncle’s rosary, terrible story :) haha from gonewildstories

But that wasn’t the first time she actually gave me head. Like I had said in my previous post, before her uncle’s rosary I hadn’t seen her in a year or 2 (The rosary was during my sophomore or junior year of college). And the last time I had seen her before the rosary was the first time she gave me head.

Like I said we dated for a bit during high school but nothing really happened other than making out, me fingering her a bit and sucking on her tits. She hadn’t even actually seen my dick, just felt it through my pants.

So at the time I was a freshman in college and she was living with her mom working. We were both in relationships at the time. It was on a weekend and a bunch of my family was having a picnic at a lake for one of my little cousin’s birthday, the park with the lake was not too far from where I went to college, Rosary girl lived on the way to the park. Read more »

[MF] Head in a mall parking lot on Black Friday after she got off work [Public]

I went to middle school with her and during part of high school we rode the bus together (we went to different high schools). I was 2 grades ahead of her. She was always a bit awkward and weird at times but cute. During high school she actually cut her hair almost baled, total Ripley from Alien 3 haha, but still looked cute.

We remained friends online and when I was in college we finally admitted we had a crush on each other. I was going to college about an hour away and she was still living in the town we went to school in. She had changed over the last couple years, she wasn’t as weird but still a bit awkward. After she graduated, she wasn’t doing much other than living with her parents, smoking weed and working a couple retail jobs.

I was coming back to town for Thanksgiving with my family and we talked about meeting up. It was kind of difficult because even though she was of age, her parents were kinda strict and didn’t trust her, she always tended to get into some type of trouble haha. Anyway she said we could hang out on Black Friday after she got off work. I went to the mall at around 9pm or so, she worked at a shoe store in the mall. Read more »

[MF] Best head I’ve ever gotten, from a “lesbian” [Cheating]

We had known each other since middle school, when we were growing up she was kind of an ugly duckling not to be mean. She was nice but was overweight when we were kids, during high school she really slimmed down and became really hot but still had a lot of self esteem issues. She was Asian and had a couple piercings (after high school she also got these bows tattooed to the backs of her legs). I was always nice to her and we were friend, during high school she flirted with me a few times. One day she was really horny, not letting go of me when hugging and even grabbed my dick over my jeans, I grabbed her tits under her shirt and we made out but it didn’t go any further, so I thought that was the most we’d ever do.

During college I came home for winter break and was staying a few days with my parents. I grew up in one of those towns where if you didn’t leave after high school you’ll probably be there for the rest of your life. Anyway we had recently started talking again and one night I had a her over my parent’s to watch a movie(which she brought and we never put on haha). Read more »

[MF] Blowjob on college campus so good I literally almost fell over haha, before a test

So I previously wrote about this same girl and the time we had sex on campus, read here if you want:

[MF] Sex on college campus from gonewildstories

I had a midterm in a couple hours but it was an easy class, basically the study guide was the test, and I had already studied. So we decided to meet up and hang out before I had my test. We were walking around this old building on campus and I was grabbing her butt and boobs, looking for a place to mess around.

We were look at empty classes but she was afraid someone would catch us. Finally after wondering around for 20 minutes or so, we found a spot. The building was only 3 stories but when we went into one of the staircases, it went up one more floor to the roof. Right next to the door to the roof was a kind of loft at the top of the staircase. The loft was big enough to fit a small table and had a wall in front of that, that covered the area a bit more than waist high. So if someone started coming up the stairs you could only see the person’s head really. Read more »

[MF] Sex on college campus

It was with a girl I went to college with. She had one of the best bodies of any girl I’ve been with. She was skinnier but still had big tits and a nice ass, not huge but tight. She rarely worked out which I was amazed at. We had been seeing each other for a bit and talking about having sex on campus but didn’t know where cause the campus is pretty crowded most of the time.

One day she told me she thought she found a place. It was during the week of finals, so most of the classes are empty and most people are at the library. At my school there were 2 conjoined science buildings. In one of the science buildings on the 4th floor, there was this room where the did psych studies. The room had a double door that opened from the main hallway with all the classes, but there was a little hall the looped around the back of the room and had a couple professor offices attached to it. Read more »

[MF] Girl takes it in the ass no lube, one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen [anal]

So like the title says, I had a girl I was seeing who took it in the ass, no lube. Probably one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.

It was a girl I went to high school with, she was one of the weird Drama club/hacky sack kids. I wasn’t necessarily popular but most people knew who I was and didn’t mess with me. She was a white girl with brunette hair, she was in pretty good shape. She did yoga, she didn’t have big boobs but she had a pretty big butt for a white girl. We had taken PE freshman year together and I use to always stare at her ass during stretches cause she was one of the people picked to lead in the front and she had a nice ass haha. Also we made out a couple times during senior year but didn’t really go anywhere.

Anyway we stayed in contact after high school and during college we started sending nudes, one time I came back to town. Her dad was out of town on business and her parents were divorced so I stayed the night. Read more »