This is a long story, I hope that this does not present a problem for you. There is a notation below where – if you so desire – you can get your jollies in a slightly more immediate fashion.
Lisa and I first met on an acting job a few months ago, a commercial we both got cast in. The commercial was for some bag of chips that would appear in your dreams and solve all your problems. She and I spent the whole day in bed together, a couple that was supposed to wake up with sudden thoughts of chips in our heads.
We hit it off very quickly. She’s 5’8” or so, petite frame, dirty blonde hair, A cup. A 25 year old actress, but not a terrible human, somehow. I’m 6’0”, handsome but not a showstopper – I mostly get cast for being funnier than the guys with chiseled jawlines. She was energetic and hilarious. We kept making each other laugh between takes, ruining other takes with flirting. I was supposed to roll around on top of her for one moment in the commercial, and she kept making fun of me for the obvious erections she was giving me. At one point the director asked us to please fuck already so that everyone could get some work done. The crew was not impressed with our chemistry.