Author: Gray_C_Rumford

[MF] my GILF experience

Online dating can be a gift and a curse. Lots of wasted energy and money. Lots of wild memories. I was never really looking for a type of woman, more just a willing woman. But every once in a while you find a woman who you can’t believe exists. That was Annie.

I can’t remember how it started, but it started on POF. She was pretty so I messaged her back or first. I noticed where she lived, and I figured this would go no where. I wasn’t about to drive an hour for a date. It would just be fun to talk.

The talking was real fun. She was quick witted, and interesting. She seemed to actually like my flirty responses full of innuendo. I knew she was going to want to meet. I flipped a coin and her side won. I agreed to take the hour drive and have a few drinks with her.

Now what I never told anyone at first was that after I split with my ex I moved back home with my parents. It was great except for dating. So, if Annie if I was going to be charming Annie’s pants off, they would be coming off at her house. Read more »

[MF] Her Slutty Confession

This is the story of my not so typical hookup with a woman named Janice. We matched on tinder a few years back around the holidays. She was probably the most honest woman I ever met on tinder.

As I tended to do whenever I got bored I opened up my tinder to check for messages and new matches. After a few quick replies I got ready for some swiping. The first profile to appear was Janice. She was pretty, but that’s all I got from her profile. I sent a quick message and moved on.

We messaged back and forth for a few weeks. Not even really a conversation. I guessed that this would go no where like a lot of tinder matches did. Nothing to get mad about, just the way it goes. Until the Sunday before Christmas. Read more »

[MF] fucking my young tinder friend in the rain(cheating)

This is the story of my friend Linda. The buildup is kind of long, but I needed to put in here to set up the ending. If you want to skip ahead to were the real fun starts, start reading the paragraph with the date as the first sentence.

So, about three years ago I was really into the online dating scene. I was on POF, OKC, and of course, tinder. I was making up for lost time I had spent with my ex. We started a family young and finally called it quits in our late 30’s. I was too busy with my kids and work to start anything serious, so making new friends and hookups was the extent of my love life.

One fateful day I fired up the tinder app. Just check for messages and new matches. It was midweek and I wasn’t looking to go out, just bored. I would always match with the first few swipes. That’s the way it was set up in those days. Also, if you had someone that was further away than your settings you knew it was a match. I had my settings at 5 miles. Linda was 6 miles away. Read more »

[MF] The parking pass

This is my first time trying to tell a story. I guess I should start with some background. I’m 6’1″, athletic build, brown hair, and I’ve been told I have the biggest dick they have had by manly girls in my past. I’d say I have decent looks and my confidence helped a lot while I was dating. This story takes place from the time before I met my wife and after I split with the mother of my kids. I was in my late 30’s.

So, I met D on tinder. I think she was 27 at the time. We chatted for a while. Eventually exchanging numbers. We still hadn’t gone out after a month and I thought we might never. Then the night came. A client of hers had taken out to a fancy salon in the city. Get their hair and make up done while they drank champagne. I was bored and happen text her.

Me: What’s up D?
D:I’m at a salon getting all done up. Feeling pretty tipsy
Me:Tipsy huh? Wanna fuck?
D: Actually I do;) Read more »