Author: granddanois9000

Getting dirty with a stranger after cleaning up at a festival [FM], [hookup], [rimming], [facial]

The other day, a friend and I was talking about whether the ongoing COVID restrictions will have any lasting effect on the younger generation´s hookup culture, which led me to reminisce about our own chance encounters and random hookup from our younger days (I am in my middle thirties now).

One such memory occurred when I was in my early 20s, visiting the Roskilde Festival here in Denmark. For those of you who don´t know it, Roskilde Festival has a large camping area surrounding the festival site, and for me, partying in the camping area has always been at least as important than the music.

One morning, or rather one day at noon, I was getting up after a night of intense partying, and thought it would be a good time to visit the communal showers on site to clear up. I still felt lightheaded after a night, that had only left me with unclear memories about what had happened. One thing was clear though – I had been somewhere with a lot of glitter, as I was more or less covered from top to toe. Read more »

Getting dirty with a stranger after cleaning up at a festival [MF]

The other day, a friend and I was talking about whether the ongoing quarantine will have any lasting effect on the younger generation´s hookup culture, which led me to reminisce about our own chance encounters and random hookup from our younger days (i am in my middle thirties now).

One such memory occurred when I was in my early 20s, visiting the Roskilde Festival here in Denmark. For those of you who don´t know it, Roskilde Festival has a large camping area surrounding the festival site, and for me, partying in the camping area has always been at least as important than the music.

One morning, or rather one day at noon, I was getting up after a night of intense partying, and thought it would be a good time to visit the communal showers on site to clear up. I still felt lightheaded after a night, that had only left me with unclear memories about what had happened. One thing was clear though – I had been somewhere with a lot of glitter, as I was more or less covered from top to toe. Read more »

Finding [my][F]rench girlfriend´s porn stash [story driven][kink][Part 1?]

The last time I posted on here, I told the story about [how my innocent girlfriend found my secret porn folder](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/i5ujiy/introducing_a_kink_to_my_innocent_girlfriend/). This is the story about how I had the tables turned on me a few years later, by another girl.

In my home country of Denmark, we still had a military draft when I was a teenager. I got unlucky, and drew number 341 out of 40.000, meaning I owed the Danish army 4 months of my life. To my luck, Denmark had a system in place allowing misfits such as myself a way out of this jam: I could declare myself as a “*conscientious objector* ” and serve my time doing voluntary work for half a year instead. This worked out to my advantage in many ways: I could pick and choose between a number of interesting volunteer jobs all over the country, and I got a decent allowance from the army to pay for an apartment and basic necessities. Just what I needed at the time, as I was very eager moving away from the small town I grew up in. Read more »

Introducing a kink to [m]y innocent girl[f]riend [facial]

When I was 19, I watched a lot of porn. Well I still watch a lot of porn, but I did as well back then.

It was in the early days of internet porn, when finding the right clips took some effort, and the pornhubs of the worlds hadn´t yet taken off. As some of you might remember, that meant that there was a lot of smaller specialty sites and forums, and a lot of the clip sharing was done via downloaded media files, instead of the streaming of today.

So I had a little library of files on my computer, sorted in different categories – the most prominent one being “facials”, a fetish I still actively pursue today, more than 15 years later.

But those were my innocent years, and at the time, I had a very innocent girlfriend named Astrid – a slender, pretty girl, with a somewhat nerdy look because of her glasses. Don´t get me wrong, we were both horny teenagers, and we fucked a lot. She had great sexual energy and appetite, and she still stands out to me as the most orgasmic girl I´ve ever slept with; she would always come as soon as I went balls deep in here when we had sex. Read more »

Sometimes you just have to plant the seed [MF], [young love], [facial]

When I was 19, I watched a lot of porn. Well I still watch a lot of porn, but I did as well back then.

It was in the early days of internet porn, when finding the right clips took some effort, and the pornhubs of the worlds hadn´t yet taken off. As some of you might remember, that meant that there was a lot of smaller specialty sites and forums, and a lot of the clip sharing was done via downloaded media files, instead of the streaming of today.

So I had a little library of files on my computer, sorted in different categories – the most prominent one being “facials”, a fetish I still actively pursue today, more than 15 years later.

But those were my innocent years, and at the time, I had a very innocent girlfriend named Astrid – a slender, pretty girl, with a somewhat nerdy look because of her glasses. Don´t get me wrong, we were both horny teenagers, and we fucked a lot. She had great sexual energy and appetite, and she still stands out to me as the most orgasmic girl I´ve ever slept with; she would always come as soon as I went balls deep in here when we had sex. Read more »

Getting dirty after cleaning up at a festival [MF], [hookup], [oral], [rimming]

The other day, a friend and I was talking about whether the ongoing quarantine will have any lasting effect on the younger generation´s hookup culture, which led to us to reminisce about our own chance encounters and random hookup from our younger days (i am in my middle thirties now).

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One such memory occurred when I was in my early 20s, visiting the Roskilde Festival here in Denmark. For those of you who don´t know it, Roskilde Festival has a large camping area surrounding the festival site, and for me, partying in the camping area has always been at least as important than the music.

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One morning, or rather one day at noon, I was getting up after a night of intense partying, and thought it would be a good time to visit the communal showers on site to clear up. I still felt lightheaded after a night, that had only left me with unclear memories about what had happened. One thing was clear though – I had been somewhere with a lot of glitter, as I was more or less covered from top to toe.

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How working as a croquet model (kind of) got me laid, and landed me a life long fetish [Exhibitionism][Voyeurism ][CFNM][MF][Masturbation][Cum on clothes]

I just used a version of this story to answer a prompt on [/r/dirtypenpals](https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals), but since she never got back to me, I thought I would reformat it for this sub instead, as it fits nicely with this month’s theme.

This is kind of a “birth of a fetish”-story, as the events hereafter really stoked my interest in exhibitionism, voyeurism and CFNM/CMNF scenarios.

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When I was a young student at the local university around 10 years ago, I fell into a gig working as a croquet model at the local school of architecture.

I was out drinking one night, when a friend to me about an acquaintance teaching a drawing class, that was mandatory for first year students at the school. She had told him she needed male models – a piece of information he relayed to me as a dare. It paid double the normal rate for the kind of random unskilled labor I did at the time, and since I’ve never been neither shy, nor willing to turn down a dare, I texted the teacher and shortly thereafter started working. Read more »

Teasing the slut out of my shy girlfriend [MF][orgasm denial][first anal]

This is a story from last weekend. I am looking forward to finding out how it continues.

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Like many couples with small kids, my girlfriend [33] and I [34] had hit a point where our sex life had lost a lot of momentum. When she suggested we should start working out together after we put the kids to bet, I immediately saw it as a chance to rekindle things in the bedroom.

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We have been following a Youtube channel with a set of basic body weight exercises, and the habit of doing something physical together, as well as going to bed at the same time freshly showered, has led us back into the habit of regular sex for the first time in a while. Yay for us!

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One of the (many) benefits of regular sex, is being able to build up excitement, when you both know you are getting it on that night – and this is where this story begins.

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How Michelle and I got kinky the first time we hooked up [FM][slight exhibitionism]

Back in my university days, I had a few different FWB-relationships, but my favorite girl was Michelle. She was a somewhat reserved girl with a “cool” attitude – she always wore black, could drink shots with the boys, and always had a playlist with swedish electronica she would put on at parties.

Michelle had a slight build with small tits, contrasted by a nice plump ass. She had somewhat round cheeks, that made her look a bit chubby even though she wasn´t. She was adopted from Korea, and got one the most pronounced “asian glows” I have ever seen when she was drinking, which I always found cute.

We were in the same class and had chatted a bit both at classes and at parties. I had made it clear to her that I was interested a few times, but she never really returned my interest, so I had kind of let it go. Read more »

Conference sex with an old FWB [MF][Mutual masturbation][cumplay][cheating][dirtytalk]

Reading /u/analbeaver´s story of [how he cane on his coworker´s face](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7bibiw/came_on_my_coworkers_face_at_a_convention/), reminded me of a similar experience of my own.

I was at a work conference with a few colleagues, when I spotted Kristine, an old FWB from my high school days, who I hadn´t seen since we graduated.

For a few years, Kristine was my designated late night booty call. If I had been out, and hadn´t had any luck, I very often ended up in her bed in a dormitory close to my parents house. I would call her at any time, and often in embarrassing states of drunkenness, and I never recall her turning me down. From my perspective, it was an ideal setup. Kristine was cute and fun, and the only reason she wasn´t my first option every night, was that she was a bit too chubby, and had a bit too much of a slutty reputation – simply put, a lot of other girl´s didn´t like her much, as she had slept with too many of their boyfriends, so hanging out with her often meant getting involved in a lot of drama, as every other girl turned into a total bitch around her. Read more »