So, I’m a straight 19 year old male (save your “no you’re not you poofy queer” comments for someone else) who enjoys the odd tinder session every now and again. Now, I’m not one of those guys who swipes right on every elephant that happens to stampede onto my screen. It’s a careful process for me. I’ve never spent a cent on tinder and I’ve never had the pain of running out of likes (I’m harsh, and a bit of cunt). Anyway, I’m swiping along one day and I get to this gorgeous little Asian ‘girl’, small, decent ‘tits’, just how I like it. I give her the right and get a match. We start talking for a few days and IT asks me if I’d like to grab some drinks on the following Friday, and of course I say yes.