My first time having sex is something almost out of a comedy movie. The details are a tiny bit hazy because it was so long ago, but I just remember anything that could have possibly gone wrong did.
I was 17, started out with making out, then I moved on to using my fingers, then it seemed like we were ready. I tried to put it in, but I was struggling to figure out where it was at. So she began to assist me. When she started putting it closer to her, something made me think that it was already in (probably touching her hand and her thigh at the same time), so I slowly started thrusting into nothing. Realizing that it wasn’t what I thought it was, I stopped, and she actually put it in. As a result of my anxiety, I think I lasted maybe 10 seconds, and didn’t manage to pull out in time. So not only was it a trainwreck in terms of my first time having sex, it also turned out to be my first pregnancy scare for a few weeks at the same exact time!
Needless to say, I had a chance to redeem myself. It wasn’t anything near perfect, but it got better with each time. Then with each girl, it got better and I started hearing how good our sex is. Now over 10 years later, its really funny to me. It sort of feels like a scene from a comedy. Gotta start somewhere I guess.