Author: Glum-Image

So, since work has slowed down for obvious reasons, guess its time for another Cougar Chronicle. How about the firs and only time a guy made me squirt? 

So, I met with a guy, an Air Force guy (I do have a weakness for military too). We will call him Tim, well because that’s his name. I mean this guy deserves to be recognized some. I met him at his house on the base. Check in was awkward, I didn’t want to say, “I’m here to bang just about every guy on base starting with Tim”. 

So we are on the couch talking trying to loosen up by watching a movie together. I remember the movie was Battleship. I will always remember that movie now with a smile. So after the movie, we started kissing. Eventually his hand made it down my pants, I was wet already. His fingers did some exploring. He then pushed me down on my back and slide my pants and panties off. He slid two fingers in my pussy and went slow at first just massaging my clit with his thumb. He then picked up the pace harder and faster with his two fingers. It felt really good, then all of sudden it hit me like a bomb of pleasure, and I had no control on what my body was doing but it felt amazing. So, I had made a giant wet spot on his couch. I actually felt embarrassed and bad about it. He looked at me and said, “you didn’t tell me you were a squirter.” He was mad or anything. I replied, “I have never done that before.” He looked me in the eyes and said, “you’re welcome”.  Read more »

So I have never been brave enough to try public sex, so the one time I do maybe semi public, it was an evening to remember. 

So I met up with this younger guy at the college/tech school not far from my work. It’s actually nice out there, on top of a giant hill that over looks the city and some points you get a nice view of the river. So Jeff had a job as an advisor there. 

I met Jeff after work at the park at the school. He was younger than I really was used to. He was 23 and I was 38. He was tall, but being barely 5’1, everyone is tall to me. We talked for a bit, he told me about his hobby of Ultimate Frisbee. I just nodded my head and appeared interested. The whole time I was thinking, “wtf is ultimate frisbee?!!?” I was really hoping my face wasn’t saying it either. It was. He said ,”you are cute when are trying to pretend to understand”. Ok the guy was a little bit arrogant, sometimes that’s my type. Then I just let him mansplane Ultimate Frisbee. It kind of irritated me, but then again he got way excited explaining it to me so I thought that was cute.  Read more »