A Redditor showed up at my house, [f]ucked [m]e, and left

We’d been talking for a while on Reddit and then WhatsApp, but lived a few hundred miles away. I got a message from him at 9.15 this morning asking if I was “up for something crazy” and he sent me a location pin of him in my village, as that’s all he knew about where I live. We had never met before but had exchanged pics etc for a few months.

And I gave him my address without even thinking about what could’ve gone wrong.

I opened the door and he kissed me immediately. We were both shaking a little from the nerves, which was kinda cute. We’re 32f and 40m and felt like teenagers.

We fumbled to shut the door and he wasted no time snaking his hands up my shirt, groping my tits roughly (38DD, if you’re wondering). I pulled my shirt off, and took my jeans off while I was at it (yeah, I’m a slut, he was still fully clothed and I just stripped myself bare). In my living room, with open curtains.

That time I got [F]ucked on a Construction Site by my [M]anager.

A few years ago when I was 23/24 I worked on a construction site to make some good summer cash. I was a gopher essentially, and one of my main tasks was ensuring each house on the site was locked up and secure at the end of each day.

My foreman at the time was, well, your typical construction foreman. Italian, tanned, married, early 40s, goatee. He would always wink at me and I’d go weak in the knees. For reference, I’m 5’10”, ginger, pale skin and freckles, green eyes. D tits and unfortunately no ass.

One day as I was going round from house to house locking up, my foreman pulled up in his pick-up. Not gonna lie, I had had a few drinks at lunch with the plumbers and thought for sure he had caught wind of it and was going to fire me.

Instead, he walked in and asked if any workers were there. I said no and mentioned it was the last house to be locked.