[True Meta] Can we please stop with the “can we please stop” posts?

Can we please stop with the "can we please stop" posts? I don't care about what you care about! I'm a narcissist and only care about myself. It's only ok to make these types of posts when I don't like something and have to complain about something.

Before you literal wankers get your proverbial (and possibly literal) panties in a bunch, I'm joshing around. I don't care if you post a "can we please stop" post. I just enjoyed writing this post. So I apologize for have wasting your time reading this since this post might as well say "i have nothing to say".

Peace love and booze!