An extremely odd date[MF]

This happened about a year ago. Im 29. 6ft7(2 meters). I was working the weekend on my own. Was bored. Little work to be done. So I fired up the dating apps on my phone. Wasn’t looking for anything specific except for that it had to be female. I don’t care about age, size or ethnicity. Stumble across Linda. 41 year old. Mother of 3 kids. We start talking. Quickly gives me her phone number. Makes some plans for the following day. I didn’t actually have any plans for that evening so I messaged her to see if she wanted to move up our meeting. She said she could but it would have to be at her house (kids would be asleep).

Time comes for me to get to hers. She’d pre warned me that she had a couple dogs. When I got there I was greeted by a huge Great Dane (the thing was massive), the dog was quite protective of Linda. Didn’t take too kindly to me. She said he would calm down. Had me feed him some treats. I sat down to appear less threatening. This seemed to work. He backed off. Linda joined me on the sofa. I’d only been there 5 minutes. But I leaned in for a kiss. She enjoyed it. But the dog got jealous. She was rubbing my crotch. Dog was snarling. At this point My head was telling me to run away. However my cock had other ideas.