Not my wife[MF]

I have a friend that comes over in the middle of the day to take a nap. Weird I know but she works late and hangs out later so when she needs a place to sleep she comes here instead of her parents house, for obvious reasons. I work from home so she can come over whenever she wants and hit the couch. However almost every time she says “you can fuck me if you want” which is the dumbest shit ever but it’s the running joke now. So I do that. Fuck her into a coma and she passes out after for a few hours before her late shift. She’s not my wife and my wife doesn’t know. Friend is a serious 9/10 and I don’t know how this is even happening.

My wife sucked off the bartender[MF]

We were out last night and having way too much fun. The bartender lives upstairs and when we went out for a smoke we went up to his place. I finished my smoke, they went inside and I went back downstairs for one more drink at the bar. I guess my timing is pretty good cuz I got back up there about 10 seconds after she sucked him dry. I don’t think his gf does that much cuz he was clearly giddy about it. A little pissed cuz I didn’t get a snap of her doing the work but I could definitely taste cum on her lips.