Fortune favors the bold. Every once and awhile, despite your best efforts, you end up with a girl that you know is trouble. Lady (real name… well sorta) was fucking trouble. In fact, she was my fucking kryptonite. I'll never forget laying eyes on her in a bar on a Sunday. We made I contact and I think we both knew we were in trouble. I have a weakness for tall girls with legs that never end and she has a thing for men with big shoulders. Lady was special though – standing almost 6 feet tall her legs went on forever. I used to put my arm around her and just rest it on her perfect bubble butt. At 120lbs a strong wind could take her way sometimes if she wasn't anchored down.
To really appreciate this story you need to know that Lady was crazy. You know how they say never stick your dick in crazy? Yeah, that is bs. I've always found myself attracted to weird chicks – the kind that stand out in a crowd. Lady always made sure she stood out. While you may stick your dick in crazy I highly recommend not dating crazy but that is another story for another time. This story is about the time that being on the same sexual page with a person made magic happen.