So I had a flight from Germany where I live, to my hometown in the USA, with a layover in Chicago. I had an aisle seat and the guy sitting next to me was fucking GORGEOUS – he looked like a young Fabio – tall, tan, and muscular with beautiful long flowing blonde hair. Well the flight was completely uneventful and he slept literally the entire time. The only time we even made eye contact was when the guy sitting next to him, I assume trying to be polite and not wake him up, literally climbed over his lap to get out – Fabio woke up and just looked at me in surprise with his gorgeous eyebrow raised at me in bewilderment.