For the five of you reading this that are unfamiliar, r/randomactsofmuffdive is a subreddit where women can find other men/women to go down on them. Sounds a bit daunting given how creepy the internet can be, I know, but I’ve only had positive experiences with it and wanted to share some of the fun from this past weekend.
**Backstory**
Winding the clock back 8 months: I posted [this Success Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/3adc1d/33_m4f_success_sanfrancisco_the_lucky_bastard/) about my first time hooking up with someone I’d met through Reddit. We had a great time, but she was visiting from a different city so we knew we only had a finite window of shared time together. She actually came back to town to see some friends a few months later and we shared another memorable evening (this time adding the other two pillars of life: pizza and blowjobs), but I haven’t seen her since.
Fast forward to a month ago and [this new post of mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/41xgy3/33_m4f_sanfrancisco_too_busy_to_date_diving/) looking for someone local with whom I could meet up on a more regular basis. For two weeks there were no bites so I stopped checking my inbox as frequently. Then, one day, just out of habit, I found my fingers logging into this account and to my surprise, there was a lone, orange envelope waiting for me.