Confession: My Female Roommates and I Invented a Corny Sex Game [M/FF] [Blowjob] [Cumswap]

I am a straight guy who has been living with three straight women for the past two years. People always ask the question whether I think about hooking up with my roommates and the truth is we’re all too close for that to happen. We’re practically siblings. We get along great and we “just don’t go there.”

What I *don’t* tell people is that there is one sexual activity that happens in our apartment, and it involves all four of us.

Nut Up and Shut Up is a game invented by my roommate Abby. To understand the game, you have to know that Abby likes things quiet when she gets back from work. She has a stressful job at a law office, and when she gets home all she wants to do is fall onto the living room couch and decompress.

Jen and Annie are the opposite: They’re both tellers at the same bank, and they are bored most of the day. When they walk in the door, they basically host a daytime talk show. They want to hear how everyone’s day was, laugh uncontrollably, and talk over themselves. I find it endearing.

My Dad’s Cleaning Lady and I Made a Huge Mess [M/F] [Milf] [Free Use]

A few months ago when my dad was trying to make my mom jealous, he hired a drop-dead gorgeous cleaning lady to come by only when my mom would need to come by his house for something. My parents are divorced, though I’m pretty sure deep down they still love each other … they just have a weird way of showing it. I live with dad. In reality, I have the whole house to myself most of the time since he’s a workaholic who often falls asleep at the office.

The cleaning lady’s name is Brenda, and she has done an amazing job of keeping our bachelor pad spotless. (My dad and I are notoriously messy, something my mom likes to bring up often.) Recently, dad has moved on to other evil-mastermind plans to make my mom jealous and somehow win her back, but I convinced him to have Brenda continue visiting once a week. Just not when mom’s here.

Now, I admire Brenda for a few reasons. As I already mentioned, she is *stunning* in an understated sort of way. She doesn’t wear a whole lot of makeup on the job, but she honestly wouldn’t need to anyway … she has full lips, long eyelashes, and a nice tan. Natural blond hair. She’s probably in her late thirties but she could easily pass for late twenties.

My Girlfriend’s Mom Is Trying to Cockblock Me in the Hottest Way Possible [F/M] [MILF] [Free Use] (Part 2)

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I was honestly afraid to hang my jacket back up. Mainly because I was trying to hide my massive erection from Vivian, who was currently completely naked, face down, ass up in the middle of her living room floor. My girlfriend’s mother was presenting her tight, pink holes to me.

“I said put your coat back and come sit back down on the couch,” she repeated. “Unless you’re not interested in my offer to fuck me whenever you want, in which case you can leave right now. I’m not stopping you.”

“There’s nothing wrong with just sitting there and hearing her out,” I thought to myself. “It’s not like I am about to fuck her. Not in a million years.” I placed my jacket on the peg by the door and sat back down. “Vivian, this is crazy. I like *your daughter* … I am *dating* your daughter.”

“And yet here you are.” She looked back over her shoulder to smile at me and used her fingers to spread her pussy lips. “This has nothing to do with ‘liking’ or ‘dating.’ This is about *needs*. Right now if you’ve been respecting my wishes about not sleeping with my daughter, you are probably full of cum.”

My Girlfriend’s Mom Is Trying to Cockblock Me in the Hottest Way Possible [F/M] [MILF] [Free Use] (Part 1)

My girlfriend’s mom Vivian is really old fashioned … she has told me on multiple occasions that she expects us to not sleep together until we’re married. The crazy thing is that we’ve literally only been dating for two weeks, and we are taking things slow.

If I’m being completely honest, I think the whole no-sex thing is because Vivian hates the idea of possibly becoming a grandmother. She is obsessed with this idea that she’s a MILF, and ” giving her a grandchild out of wedlock” would be a reminder that she’s an aging widow who just so happens to have a nice body, a filthy mouth, and a crazy sex drive.

Last week she asked me to come by her house by myself to have “an important conversation.” I figured she was going to get onto me for calling her dog a “fugly mutt” when I didn’t know that my girlfriend had her on speaker phone. (If you saw the little gremlin, you’d say the same thing.)

When I showed up to her place, she was oddly … friendly? “There he is! Come on inside and take a seat on the couch,” she said as she took my coat and put it on the coat rack. “I have a glass of your favorite sweet tea on the coffee table.”

Should I Stop Giving My Stepsister OnlyFans Advice? [M/F]

My stepsister—we’ll call her Bethany—asked for my advice on increasing her OnlyFans audience, and it’s starting to make me uncomfortable. I guess I am posting here because I want to make sure I’m not the only one who thinks this whole thing is getting weird.

It started out the other day, with Bethany awkwardly asking out of the blue if I’d heard of the site while we were watching TV in the living room and just browsing on our phones. I said yes, but said I wasn’t a bigtime user or anything like that. (Lie.)

She admitted to me that she had been using the site to make extra money and increase her confidence about her body. For some reason Bethany is convinced that all guys just want to jerk off to thicker women who look like the Kardashians. My stepsister is on the skinnier side, though if I am being completely objective, she’s very cute and body looks great.

Anyway, she asked me not to mention any of this to our parents (my dad, her mom) and I said of course. She said she wanted my help choosing outfits that could boost her engagement and earnings on the site. Bethany helps me with shopping and has even helped me pick clothes for dates, so this doesn’t seem like a weird request.

Someone I know secretly wants to fuck me … and I think it’s my dance teacher. (The Acquainted: Part 1) [M/F] [Long]

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“Wait … someone that I ‘know well’ wants to meet up and fuck … and they don’t want me to find out who they are?”

Robin felt her face blush bright red with a mixture of embarrassment and confusion. It’s a good thing that she waited until she’d walked back into her apartment to tear the ornate gold-foil seal off the envelope and read its contents.

(Her nosy old neighbor Mr. Jenkins had been shuffling past the complex’s wall of mailboxes and probably would have plucked the letter from her hands if he’d seen the look of shock on Robin’s face.)

The heat subsided from her cheeks and she turned the letter over to see if there were any details included on the back. None. Just the few paragraphs on the front and the oddly formal envelope without a return address.

“This has to be some kind of prank,” she mumbled to herself. “They can’t seriously expect me to … I mean, does someone actually think I would … “ She was at a complete loss for words.

Someone I know secretly wants to fuck me … and I think it’s my dance teacher. (The Acquainted: Part 1) [M/F] [Long]

*Hello Redditors! I know this may be a longer post for this subreddit, but I think you’ll appreciate the plot, especially when you see where it’s all headed. Constructive feedback is welcomed. Enjoy!*

“Wait … someone that I ‘know well’ wants to meet up and fuck … and they don’t want me to find out who they are?”

Robin felt her face blush bright red with a mixture of embarrassment and confusion. It’s a good thing that she waited until she’d walked back into her apartment to tear the ornate gold-foil seal off the envelope and read its contents.

(Her nosy old neighbor Mr. Jenkins had been shuffling past the complex’s wall of mailboxes and probably would have plucked the letter from her hands if he’d seen the look of shock on Robin’s face.)

The heat subsided from her cheeks and she turned the letter over to see if there were any details included on the back. None. Just the few paragraphs on the front and the oddly formal envelope without a return address.

“This has to be some kind of prank,” she mumbled to herself. “They can’t seriously expect me to … I mean, does someone actually think I would … “ She was at a complete loss for words.

Thirsty for His Nectar [F/M] [Part 1] [Long]

“Let me get this straight … you just pick one and then … suck it?”

“It sounds crazy, but that’s it,” Elizabeth said in a hushed tone, trying to hide a devious smile. “Well, that’s if you have the assistant come stroke the one you pick until it’s ready. There’s only more to it if you choose to rub it yourself until … ”

Elizabeth stuck her tongue out, grinned mischievously, and dramatically twitched an eyelid while she swallowed a thick, imaginary cumshot with an audible “gulp.”

Olivia hoped that the good-looking receptionist seated a few feet away hadn’t seen her best friend’s obscene mime act. (He had.) This whole thing felt awkward enough already without Liz being her usual unusual self in public.

As she leaned back in the plush chair, Olivia stared at the paperwork on the holoscreen in her hand. Skepticism was written all over her face as she read about the taboo experience that awaited them on the other side of the large, frosted-glass door to their right.