One of my biggest fantasies doesn’t even get me off, physically that is. Maybe it’s less of a kink and more like sexualized trolling….dickbait if you will, which both may or may not be terms I made up for the purpose of this post. Just hear me out on the concept!
Its an onlyfans page but with the target audience of those extremely self-righteous bordeline culty religious types who are intolerant of anyone but the pastor and Jesus Christ. You know, the ones who believe sex should only be done once every two years for procreative purposes only, while as clothed as possible, in missionary because the name “missionary” alone indicates that it is the true and only way that God intended us to committ sins pertaining to pleasures of the flesh….and heaven forbid if you let out even the slightest of moans indicating pleasure then you are to cease penetration immediately and repent via 69 “Hail Mary’s”…..BUT they’re secretly into some weird shit and were caught at least twice throughout their lives masturbating with a belt around their neck in their wife’s and or Mom’s panties. Yeah those people.