Author: funtimesxxx

Accidental facial in the car

My gf was going down on my in the car tonight and we hit a rough part of the road which made her bounce up and down on my cock more violently than usual. For some reason the extra motion just did it for me and I surprised her when I started to cum.

She pulled back just in time to get a huge messy facial as I blew a huge load all over her lips, eyes, and forehead. It really made a mess of her dress too as what didn't hit her face landed on her top and in her lap the way she jerked back. Good thing we were already on our way home, her dress was pretty much wrecked after that. For a split second I thought she was going to be pissed, but I think it was just such a surprise all we could do was laugh.

Party Bus + Stripper

My friend owns a private party bus and I help him MC all of his events while he drives if it's something that can get out of hand without some guidance. In this case it was a a bachelorette party of a bunch of 21-30 year olds plus a male stripper. The stripper and I go way back and I know he's getting laid with this group, probably with more than one. We made a small joke about it and he said with absolute certainty he'd be hooking up with the blond and redhead. The redhead is the bachelorette. I have no idea where he got this from, but he's got the experience to back it up.

We lined up the stripper to meet us after we hit a couple bars and pretend like he was pulling us over. In reality we picked him up next to the park & ride that was our meeting point. Everything went fine, he showed up and did his thing, but it was a little comical because he's a 6'4" super well built white guy and had to crouch to do his routine. The girls didn't care because he's hung like a horse and were pretty liquored up by the time he entered the mix. He said his dick is 9.5" and I have no reason to doubt him. Plus he's damn near as thick as the stripper pole itself. Read more ยป